LornaDuck's 1st trip report

[AuburnJen92]

No time to do one, to busy taking trips to the Fort and Crystal River

We went 2 outta 3 weekends James. Very nice place that I could fall in love with.

Lorna, you could've at least said we went to Disney and stayed at the fort. The end.

The reason there are no pictures from the trips is that pretty woman Donnie pitched a fit about the pictures every time he was in them. Here are the top ten reasons he made me take them off FB and not post them here:

1) Judy saw them
2) Judy saw him without his shirt on
3) He saw his butt on the internet (I did fix that with a proper moon pic placement)
4) He saw himself with skin that needed to be tanned on the internet
5) He wasn't wearing the proper shade of pink that day
6) His slip was showing
7) He wasn't wearing the proper pumps with his outfit
8) He had the wrong muscle shirt on and wasn't showing enough skin
9) He didn't have enough belly hanging over to show how the magical 6 pack had done its work by Jesus.
10) His jewelry didn't match his outfit.

 

[LORNADUCK]

The reason there are no pictures from the trips is that pretty woman Donnie pitched a fit about the pictures every time he was in them. Here are the top ten reasons he made me take them off FB and not post them here:

1) Judy saw them
2) Judy saw him without his shirt on
3) He saw his butt on the internet (I did fix that with a proper moon pic placement)
4) He saw himself with skin that needed to be tanned on the internet
5) He wasn't wearing the proper shade of pink that day
6) His slip was showing
7) He wasn't wearing the proper pumps with his outfit
8) He had the wrong muscle shirt on and wasn't showing enough skin
9) He didn't have enough belly hanging over to show how the magical 6 pack had done its work by Jesus.
10) His jewelry didn't match his outfit.

11) He forgot to paint his toe nails purple.

 

[4mickey2]

Wonderful tr, lorna! I can't believe how good the pics turned out. Are you going to have any blown up and framed. That last one was really neat..

 

[Millermouseketeers]

Best trip report ever, Lorna!