I've decided to stop eating cat food. I think I can do better.
There was only cat food that I would lower myself to eat...and I've been eating it at every meal for months and now I'm tired of it.
Beanie made strawberry cake and one of the kids gave me their plate of remnant, which I licked...and...it was good!!!! I've always preferred garbage, anyway...
So now I'm done with cat food.

She put it in there, I said no. Later when it was bad, she took it out and replaced it with more. I said no.
She never makes me a bowl of what everyone else has.

And if I jump on the table, even Beanie gets mad and she's the one on my side. So, I've decided to beg.

I don't know when she'll take the hint...she's kinda slow

...but there is no longer ANY cat food that I like.
I think I'd like more strawberry cake.
