Live from Orlando (aka living like the locals)

BroganMc

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Hello everyone. Since I'm chilling in my room for the next hour, I thought I'd check in and give a brief report what's up with our trip so far.

First some facts. I'm here with my 76 yo (but really a rebellious 10 yo) dad. We own both Marriott and Disney vacation clubs so we split our time between the two. We're here for 3 weeks (pretty much the month of April) so we bring our van, lots of clothes, my mobile office (so I can be available to clients) and all the comforts of home. We've moved in, you could say.

Saturday 4/5: After 2 days of packing and a week of loose ends with work, we set off from Maryland on our drive down. We plan on leaving at 11am but don't get out until 1pm. The weather turns crappy in North Carolina, but we make it to a night time stopover in Florence, SC around 10pm. Thanks to our Marriott ownership our hotel room is free with rewards points. We're exhausted so we head straight to bed.

Sunday 4/6: We continue our drive down to Orlando at 11am. The weather gets progressively warmer all the way south. (Upper 70's is a lot better than the dreary 40-50's we've endured at home.) We stop off in Georgia to pick up some lunch and then have our picnic at the Florida Welcome Center with complimentary orange and grapefuit juice. (I like the mix of juices as it's sweet yet tangy.) We pick up new maps and schedules for Orlando and notice Universal is still having Mardi Gras... 3 weeks after Easter is done. They really need to call it something else. By the time we leave the welcome center the weather takes a nasty turn. We have rain all the way down to Orlando. By the time we hit I-4 in Orlando it has become the world's largest parking lot with accidents at every turn.

Thankfully we arrive safely at our Marriott resort by 8:30pm. Cypress Harbour is a beautiful 400+ room resort a stone's throw from Seaworld. The styling reminds me a lot of OKW with buildings surrounding lakes and golf courses with lots of trees about the place. Each unit is a 2bedroom with a separate (and huge) laundry room, tiny 2nd bedroom and large balcony. Best of all they have free wired internet and a computer desk here. So after a trip to Walmart on Turkey Lake Road for staples, we spent the rest of the night moving in. We'll be here two weeks before heading to SSR.

I wasn't super thrilled with our building choice at first though. I'd asked to be near the activities center and the main resort lake. Instead, they put us across the street facing a smaller lake. The manager blocks a room for later check-in Wednesday but we'll decide to stay put later. The small lake is much more private, has a gazebo and there's tons of handicapped parking outside (unlike the other buildings).

Monday 4/7: Our first full day in Orlando must be celebrated with a trek to the Magic Kingdom Barber shop so my "young again" dad can get his mandatory summer haircut... a mohawk. (More on that later.) Since we're offsite right now, our DVC-discounted AP comes in handy that very first day as it pays for parking ($11 now). But we're shocked to see the line of cars waitng to get into the lot. Even though we park in handicapped, we're still behind some 40 cars. We end up in Minnie lot and worry perhaps April is a crowded time to go.

I made lunch ressies at the Plaza, which I was very happy to do since they were turning people away. As we're waiting the PA system announces that to celebrate YOMD and the 50 yr anniversary of the Thunderbirds, we'll be having a flyover today. We just sit down inside when 5 fighter jets go screaming by over head. I glimpse them but dad misses 'em. He'll do that the next two times they flyover as well. Sandwiches are delicious at the Plaza but leave no room for ice cream. And all the while we're watching the crowds swarm outside. Turns out MK is exceptionally crowded that day. Wait times at Haunted Mansion reach 120 min mid-day.

However, when we head back to the Barber shop it only has a few people in line. I always try to time my dad's visit for the parade as this is when it is least crowded. Plus it makes a great spot to catch the end of the parade before they disappear backstage (contituing to perform all the way, mind you). Dad waits for his favorite barber Penny to return from lunch. She knows him as "Grandpa Mohawk" and gives him a big hug. Everyone has fun with my dad as he is kinda a character there. Penny and I convince him to go a little crazy and color his mohawk this time. He gets Ravens Purple with Disney Pixie Dust sprinkled liberally. From then on, his picture is snapped over 30 times by guests and we lose track of the comments. He even ends up being asked for auographs. "Grandpa Mohawk" is born and set free in Disney.

The crowds do no abate and it is an EMH that night so we alter our touring plan accordingly. We take a ride on the Liberty Belle, see Country Bears, ride the train round trip from Main Street station, IASW, and hop on Winnie the Pooh (after 7pm). I try a Dole Whip in Adventureland (another DIS secret I wanted to try) and we meet a new SSR family from California. They're first timers with two kids and are overwhelmed with the crowds. So we give them some advice to leave then (around 5pm) and rest then return for the fireworks and EMH later. We get no EMH being offsite so we just hang out and do those less crowded attractions until fireworks time.

Even our super secret spot to watch fireworks is crowded that night. (Makes us doubt the big family trip next summer my SILs are so keen on doing.) Fireworks are at 10pm and Spectro is at 11. By the time fireworks end, the park clears out rapidly. We're waiting at our Spectro parade spot (in Liberty Square) for 30 minutes wandering if they forgot to do the parade. Sure enough 10 minutes before the parade starts, the rope lines get laid down, a small crowd gathers, and the CMs start handing out stickers and playing with the crowd. (For EMH'ers, this time is the beginning of their "ride all you want" fiesta. Wait times drop from 80 minutes to 10 throughout the park.) After the parade, we head home and make it to our beds around 1am. We're pooped.

Tuesday, 4/8: Our itinerary calls for a day at Seaworld (my sis gave us APs for that too), but we were up so late the night before we don't even wake up until 10am. So we have breakfast in our room (bacon, eggs, pastry and fruit) and take a long leisurely walk around the resort. The walkways aren't as scenic as SSR, but Cypress Harbour has a beautiful lake and some gorgeous pools. We gt Edy's ice cream at the Marketplace and stroll back to our room. We spend so much time just hanging out, we bag all park visits and decide to hit Pleasure Island instead. I figure with my dad's purple glitter doo, he just has to go to Adventurer's Club.

Our first stop is Raglan Road for dinner. We arrive just as the irish dancer is taken the stage (a big high table in the center of the room... you know it from the staircase leading to its surface). The band plays folk favorites (though they don't know our favorite... Red Rose Cafe by the Fureys) and we devour our pub favorites: Dalkey Duo, Shepherds Pie and a couple Double Berry Tinis. Feeling pretty lively, we head over to the Adventurer's Club using one of the remaining Plus entries on some old PHP passes.

We've been to Adventurer's Club once before but my dad didn't really get it until tonight. It is a 1930's style gentlemen's club with 6-8 play actors who take up roles and interact with the crowd. It's a Disney version of a comedy/night club where the humor gets a bit raunchy but stops just before truly fowl language comes out. You get the idea without being insulted. And the actors just love characters, I mean outrageous guests, to pick on. That night there's "the girl who wouldn't give the ring back", the "drunken Viking" and his "Revenge of the Nerd friend", the "couple whov'e been together for a whole 90 min", but no one mentions my dad's doo. We're a bit disappointed. That is until they awaken the Colonel (an animatronic puppet character) to lead the club in its member introduction song/ceremony. He begins with "grandpa's got a glitter mohawk" and ribs the crowd for not mentioning it. It was a riot and fortunately I have it all immortalized on film. My only regret that night is not getting a picture of my dad with the drunken Viking (who was actually not drunk but very cute and a nice guy celebrating his earlier volleyball victory).

Since we had a PI admission for the night, we stroll through the other dance clubs just to see what they are like. Generally the same discos with strobing lights, loud music and people dancing. I'm not really into those places because I enjoy a nice conversation more than loud music and swaying bodies. But I did find the rotating dance floor in Mannequins intriguing. It's near 2am when we call it quits for the night but we have to drive back to our resort. If we were staying at SSR, we'd just walk back. Driving means we've had to teetotal more.

Wednesday, 4/9: We were out so late the night before that again we sleep in a bit. Our plans don't call for us to be out until mid-afternoon anyway so we hit the pool. Then we go to the Grand Floridian for tea. (They sell some of the teas in take-home tins and I practically lived on mine throughout the winter at home. Returning was a necessity.) We get the Grand Tea which includes 3 courses and champagne. You think it's a light little snack but by the time you finish you're stuffed. The rest of our plans call for dinner at Cali Grill that night and hanging out at the Lagoon resorts. But we're so full we end up getting to the 2nd floor lounge at the Contemporary and napping on the sofas for an hour. I do stop at the 4th floor overlook and check out the construction of the new building. I count 12 stories so far and the pillars for the walkway to the hotel are up. On the downside, everything is so noisy and chilly in the Contemporary I wonder if I'll really be happy staying there. I hope they do a better job with the new building. The Contemporary Tower reminds me too much of an airport.

Dinner at Cali Grill is delicious. I have oak-crusted beef and my dad goes for the spinach ravioli. It's a fancy gourmet sorta meal and our 4th dining out this week. I don't know how the DDP people do it. I don't even want to see food after that. We are in time to see the fireworks from the 15th floor overlook, but it is breezy and downright frigid. Since we arrived the weather has been unseasonably cool, especially at night. I find myself longing for my warm clothes at home.

Thursday, 4/10: Our day starts with lunch at Le Cellier. Another new place for us and a big hit. I can see why this is the hottest reservation to get on property. The dining room is small and intimate. People strike up conversations with each other from table to table. My dad samples the King Salmon (the only reason he came) and loves it. I have the chocolate mousse for dessert. The only downside is that yet again we are sleepy from eating. We wander through EPCOT the rest of the day. Soarin' fastpasses are gone and we don't feel like waiting this time. (Wait time is 80 min.) We ride the Mexico ride (remarking how much they've ruined it with the Donald Duck theming completely supplanting the cultural aspects). We wander into China and the Tomb Warrior exhibit. This is something most people see in passing (as did we the last time), but you get to savor when you're timesharing. The exhibit is based on a 2000 yo find in China of Emperor Qin's tomb. He replicated the entire Chinese Empire in his tomb complete with lifesize 6 ft tall stone soldiers... each entirely unique. I make jokes about this being the great basis for a sci-fi plot... they aren't replicas but real people turned to stone. ::insert Twilight Zone theme here::

After China, we find a spot near Germany overlooking the lake. There are 4 high school marching bands parading through the park as Disney Magical Music Days. We get dessert and settle in for fireworks. A CM from Germany comes by and starts telling the crowd little secrets about the show. Like that it was designed for the millenium celebrations and encapsulates past, present and future. And that there are 19 torches around the lake, each representing one of the 19 centuries, and the 20th is in the show. My dad just enjoys listening to the music before the fireworks and realizes they are different sounds for each country. The CM tells us it is the most requested music but not on CD.

As we drive home (to our resort) we realize how different our vacation style is now. We're not rushing anywhere and we really haven't done a ton of rides. It's almost as if we're waiting for our vacation to begin. It's not that we're bored, just very laid back.

Another sidenote, even thoug we're staying off property this week, we are using the back roads at Disney. From Cypress Harbour that means Palm Parkway to Lake Buena Vista to Vacation Club Way to EPCOT Center Drive. This back route takes roughly the same time but avoids much of the traffic and traffic lights. Yesterday's driving saw accidents on I-4 and every other major road we woulda taken if we didn't know the back routes. All week, our biggest traffic jam was Magic Kingdom parking lot that first day.
 
Oh wow, this sounds like a perfect vacation! And I hope you're going to supply lots of photos. I can't wait to see your dad!

Wonderful post. Keep them coming please.
 
Thanks so much for your trip report. I'm glad you're having such a good time. Enjoy and let us hear more. Your Dad sounds like a real hot ticket. What fun.
 

Sounds like my kind of vacation! Thanks for sharing your trip so far. We need new mohawk pics!
 
Great report. Sounds like a vacation I would love if I had that much time. I'm dying to see a pic of your dad's hair. Can you post one?

Jerry
 
Yes....you must post a pic of your dad:goodvibes

thanks for posting....sounds like a great trip....

When you say your vacation dosen't feel like it started yet.....Is that because you are staying offsite....or because your not touring commando style.
thanks
kerri
 
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You described everything so well that I could picture myself there with you!

Thanks for giving us at home a dose of Disney magic!!!

Donna
 
Sounds like a fantastic trip so far! Thanks for the report :goodvibes

You've got put up pictures of the mohawk :thumbsup2
 
Checking in again while I transfer photos off my camera. (I have one of those Canon Elphs which doubles as my video camera as well. Makes it real handy to have on hand.)

Friday, 4/11: Our plans for the day were twofold... meet up with fellow Maryland DISer tomandrobin (they're here celebrating their anniversary) and head to Magic Kingdom for the Pirate & Princess Party.

Well it didn't exactly go accoding to plan. We kept playing phone tag with tomandrobin and never did meet up in EPCOT. I know they're schedule though so may try hunting them down tomorrow. At the very least, I know where they're staying. But from the sound of it they're having so much fun celebrating I hate to intrude. (Unless they're gonna offer me some of those bottles of wine, that is.) :laughing:

But we did wake up to a beautiful morning in Orlando. The weather has turned very pleasant. Warm 80 degrees, cool breeze and bright sun. Just perfect for park touring or as we did, breakfast on the balcony.

Cypress Harbour has a large balcony ala OKW style. There's room for a big round table, 4 chairs, with an overlook of our private lake. We cooked up some eggs, bacon, croissants and fresh fruit and lingered over an hour long feast. All that was missing were the Mickey waffles. We're saving that for our SSR stay in a week.

Then we hit the resort pool for a bit, showered and headed for Pirate & Princess Party. This was the first time we encountered some traffic on the main road by Crossroads. All those Friday locals hurrying home to start their weekend. But we got onto property and took our back roads to the TTC.

We entered the park around 4pm so just used our P&P tickets but the AP did save on parking. We've been so stuffed from our big meals this weak that we opted to pack a lunch instead. So it was half a reuben for my dad and half a club sandwich for me. We headed straight for Pinnochio's Village Haus (the restaurant overlooking IASW) just so I could get a table by the window and wave to all the IASW boats that pass by like all the kiddies do to me. We got drinks at the Village Haus so it didn't look like we were just mooching.

After lunch it was time to do a few more rides before the evening festivities started. Jungle Cruise came first since it closed down and had a huge line of wheelchair folk. (This is when that myth about wheelchair folk getting priority seating fails. I believe we ended up waiting twice as long as the regular line. But the kids in the regular line had fun with my dad. He chose his pirate shirt and medallion for the festivities that night and they thought he was a real pirate. Well with that hairdoo... :))

Then we criss-crossed to Buzz Lightyear where we argued over who got to steer and who was cheating. For the record, he beat me by 10,000 points the first round and I clobbered him by 50,000 the second.

By then the festivities had officially begun. There were treasure spots throughout the park handing out beads and plastic gems. (We went crazy for the beads.) In Tomorrowland they had games like sink the ship with air cannons and catapult your bean bag into the treasure box. I officially suck at both. They also had dance parties, my favorite being by Scuttle's Landing where a very short Flounder danced the night away with tiny princesses. There was pirate training over by POTC. But the highlight of the evening was the parade and fireworks.

We found a new spot to watch the parades, BTW. In Liberty Square on the Hall of President's side. You can see the parade coming and going. But get their early before the crowd forms. We arrive just as they set up the rope line. A very nice CM escorted my dad to the nearby funnel cake place to replace the one that toppled over the night before when we where distracted hearing about Illuminations secrets. I had a nice long talk with a former college CM turned permanent employee. She's from Ohio studying business management and like it so much here she decided to stay. I just loved the costumes Disney has outfitted CMs with for the P&P. Very Renaissance style with flowered crowns and veils.

The parade started at 8:30pm and was a lot better then Sunday night. I was told that it rained so hard Sunday the horses didn't ride, the characters all carried umbrellas and one of the new float drivers careened around the corner at Liberty Square nearly taking out a CM and nailing a trash can. (This is why only CMs are allowed to sit in that area. Apparently they are taught to move quickly.:scared1: )

The parade highlights for me were Jasmine and Aladdin riding horses, the incredible dancers for Sleeping beauty (even Aurora and Phillip were stunning in their turns around their float dance floor), Tinkerbelle live and in person atop a huge treasure chest, and the pirate floats where they stage battles and Capn Jack is joined by Capn Barbossa.

After the parade, Dad and I head to our super secret spot to catch the fireworks. To our surprise we find not a soul in sight... quite a difference from Monday night where we were like sardines. The big difference is that Crystal Palace was closed for the event. It was still 30 minutes to fireworks but we took the time to call home and check-in. Nothing new happening there, apparently. Glad we came down here instead.

I did sneak out for a bit for my mad dash around the park for party merchandise and treasure hunts. I picked up more beads, a hat, and caught part of the pirate training show. I even popped around to the front of the park where it was totally dead. Everyone was in Fantasyland and Tomorrowland. P&P is definitely a kiddie type of party, unlike MNSSHP which seems to be equal treatment for all ages.

The fireworks were outstanding. I probably should be jaded by now with these special fireworks. After all, I have seen MNSSHP, MVMCP and NYE fireworks multiple times. Yet with each show they do something just a bit different. (The panoramic fireworks work best with MNSSHP's "scream-along". The special gift and smiliey faces work best with MVMCP. And NYE combines both for the countdown and panoramic celebration.) But this one had a special twist. First came princess and true love themes and then mean ol' Capn Hook just had to crash the party with a pirate bombardment of the Castle. It really looked like the castle was ablaze at one point with cannon fireworks blasting off from the battlements. I worried all those little kids would start crying. But then Tinkerbelle came out with her pixie dust in the sky and took flight to chase those mean pirates away.

After fireworks, my dad forced me to take him on the treasure hunt since I had failed to get him beads in my sneak away trip. En route we decided to do a few more rides. Haunted Mansion came first (that new attic scene terrifies me). The crowd had dimmed a lot so lines were reasonable. Peter Pan was 20 min all night long. We did Monsters Inc. but never got back to Buzz. By then my dad was tired (well he did wake up at 4am and didn't go back to bed!) and the party winding down.

I drove home and he fell asleep in the backseat. I counted the clock and the difference between staying at SSR and here at Cypress adds another 10 minutes to our nightly journey. Not horrible but it can get a bit draining after a full day. I'm glad we're only doing partial days instead.

Which reminds me, in answer to a few questions:

1) It doesn't feel like vacation has started yet because we are not commando touring. Also we are seasoned Disney travellers so most of the rides are very familiar. We're at the point now where we spend more time studying the little details (like the different light fixtures in the countries) than being overwhelmed by all the theming. When we stay onsite at SSR I think we are a bit more overwhelmed merely because we are surrounded by those little details 24/7. At least that's been the case so far. Now that SSR has become more like a 2nd home as well, maybe we'll feel the same.

2) I'll post more pictures when I have more time to shrink 'em and put them on Photobucket. For now, here are the pics I have so far.

3) Grandpa Mohawk

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KTR as it was Wed 4/9

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Our Cypress harbour Balcony (and private lake)
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Our Cypress Home (my office in the right corner)
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Brogan you are wonderful. Your posts are so complete it really does seem like I am there with you, or makes me wish I was.

Thanks for posting your dad's pic. He is amazing!
 
Thanks for sharing
enjoy the rest of your holiday
 
Great trip report. I really enjoyed reading every bit of it. Three weeks in the world. Wow!
 
Great report, your Grandpa Mohawk RULZ!!!!
 
great TR & pics:thumbsup2
your dad's so funny ~ is he really like that at home too? (sans the purple mohawk, of course;) ) dying to know how he's going to top this year's 'do...maybe braids & beads in october? :lmao:
i know your super secret spot for wishes wouldn't be super secret if you posted, but boy oh boy oh boy, i sure do wish i knew of a less crowded spot :rolleyes1 (btw, we haven't watched fireworks in MK for years b/c the crowds just get too crazy:guilty: ).

CH looks beautiful ~ glad to hear you're having a great time, & thank you so much for sharing it with us :banana:

laurie :)
 
Thanks for all the wonderful details and the pics. I am enjoying your report, as I do all your postings!

Your dad looks awesome, love the mohawk.
The living room at CH looks very comfy, is that a sectional sofa?
 
Love the report and your dad's hair. We, too, are Marriott Vacation Club owners and absolutely adore Cypress Harbour.
 
Love the pic of Grandpa Mohawk:goodvibes

You are getting me so excited about my trip on Thurs......We are going to the P&P party on the 23rd....DD's birthday.....I can't wait now.
Kerri
 



















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