*Live* from Magic 10/29 TENOR AND HER PEEPS!!!

[Tenorsinging]

wellll............ummmmmmmmmm.....errrrrrrrrrrrrr

Don't know ifum I getum off ship...been there, done that...

ME WANTUM TO PLAY IN SPA!!!!!!!!!!!

Can sometimes be so nicely deserted when we are docked...


I will probably meander out latah....

 

[Verandah Man]

wellll............ummmmmmmmmm.....errrrrrrrrrrrrr

Don't know ifum I getum off ship...been there, done that...

ME WANTUM TO PLAY IN SPA!!!!!!!!!!!

Can sometimes be so nicely deserted when we are docked...


I will probably meander out latah....

Can't blame you there!!! Have a nice time at the spa. I have to get ready to take my "Return Back to Work" papers to my boss so I can return to work next week. Lucky me!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

Allrighty then....good afternoon boys and girls...

I was thinking yesterday...how quiet the hallways seemed, not as noisy as in the past...then I slept in this morning...am no longer sharing this same opinion. I realized the reason I thought it was so quiet, is that I had been up and out early, and less opportunity to hear said noises.


OMG, I forgot to tell ya a couple of things yesterday....firstly, me and one of my peeps was standing outside of Palo's (only said that cuz it drives Beans crazy if you say Palo's instead of Palo.... )

PALO'S PALO'S PALO'S PALO'S!!!!

But I digress......anyhoo, we wuz waiting on Miss Judit and having a very pleasant confab, and along comes this sorta Italian looking guy wearing a SPEEDO ...which in and of itself is not so terrible...but he was very hairy in all kinds of different places, and said hairs were coming out in all kinds of different places.. ....boys and girls...it WASN'T pretty ....we literally saw it at the same time and completely stopped talking and our jaws dropped!!!!!!!!! I laughed so much that I nearly cried...PJ looks at us like we are nuts...how did he know...how perceptive of him.....and we explained what we saw. He said that he hangs with people that wear them a lot, and there is a right way and a wrong way to wear them...I said make THIS GUY the posterchild of PLEASE GOD NO.... Soo in one day I have seen Tarzan's bum at Beano's party, and Speedo Guy....

And then secondly....I saw my Hunk a Hunka Burning Hungarian Love Muffin waiter last night....can't recall his name, couldn't pronounce it to save my life....but for the love of Gable and Lombard......THAT BOY RIGHT DER IS PURTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......of course Beans knows I have the hots for him and makes sure he comes over to our table...I got to grope him for a few moments before he went back to work......

Okay...what have I done today my listening audience??? Not a whole heck of a lot...Tim was up early and went to puter for awhile and then him and some of my peeps....YES I SAID IT....they are MY peeps....I met them first, I found this thread...I've posted over 1,000 times, Tim: 2!!!!! They are MINE....ala finding nemo...mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.......anyhoo he is currently off with some of my peeps exploring. I have been here, he has not.

Saralinda a little fussy mcmuffin this morning, didn't wanna take a bath, but hair looked like Bride of Frankenstein....so I sang her this little ditty I made up on the spot, for just such an occasion....Think the tune of Mulan's song "Let's Get Down to Business...or Mister, I'll Make a Man, Out of You...whatever it's called, you get the picture my fine intellegent audience...

Okay....go... "Let's get down to business, to take a bath..
Did they send me stinkies, when I asked for clean?
You're the dirtiest girl, I've ever seen
So get in, sit down, you're through...
Sistah, I'll make a cleanie....outta You....

I know....it's a wonderful song aint it????? Oh, all right, everyone's a critic..did I say that I made it up on the spot??? What didja expect: Elton John?? ... Thank you,....I'll be here all week... Anyhoo, that did the trick, and kept a fractious situation from progressing further, because she stopped her fussiness, cuz she wanted to hear what I was going to sing next....much bettah than shoutin...

Bath over, very quick change, and off to Parrots Cay for quick buffet breakfast for her, because she wanted to do "parachute time". She ate a little, I got up, took her to club, then came back and finished my breakfast in peace ....actually I was able to eat with the loverly Sue Ellen, a moderator on said board, and her family....cuz the people I wuz with were very GRUMPY ... so thanks Sue Ellen for letting me join your great family...

And, in case anyone is wonderin...yes, yes, they do have Splenda...but I have had a couple of tables that was out of it and only had equal

Okay boys and girls, I am off to the land 'o SPA....more later, in case anyone out there is listening.. ...and have not commited harey carey yet to escape my posts...

 

[staylor]

Enjoy the spa and let us know all about it!

 

[MomtoGav&Eric]

Thank you so much for all of your posts! You crack me up on a daily basis (btw, just saw a commercial last night that Nickelodeon is running a contest for the funniest mom in America.....guess who I think would win hands down?!!). We sail a week from Saturday and I can't hardly wait! Wishing you and your family smooth sailing ahead...Have fun at the spa!

 

[Chris17uk]

I'm cracking up after reading this thread!!!!!!!! Sooooo glad you are having a great cruise

 

[KKB]

You may have inspired me to drag my laptop along next month..(along w/ luggage for 5, Xmas presents, gifts for DIS peeps, etc...)
I can only HOPE to be half as entertaining as you!
I am jealous...and thrilled you are having a wonderful time! I believe you could have a wonderful time ANYWHERE!
I'll keep lurking!
Kris
10/24/04 Star Princess (DH & I)
12/24/05 Magic w/ the family (and I do mean the WHOLE family...DH's)

 

[*love*2*shop]

Personally, no need to LUG the laptop for me..i ma here in the Quiet Cove cafe and have been here for 1/2 Hour and am the only one here..the days before also, NEver a wait...I did the 89.99 UNLIMITED pkg( i type slow LOL)
WOW< so we are Docked here in ST MAARTEN today. We arrived this am, got right up, headed to breakfast with all of us then put the kids in the CLUB and off the ship at 845 to shop. The water Taxi is RIGHT next to the ship and is 5.00 for a day pass for Adults , under 12 are free.( the best bet) takes 2 mins to get to the shops, BUT we arrived to find NOTHING opens until 930 or later, SO Dont RUSH off the ship....Shopped/ Got MY Jewelry and headed back to the ship to get the kiddies for the beach. HOLY COW is it HOTTTTTTTTt..has to be in the high 80s. We hit the BEACH after we ate an early lunch on the ship then hit the water taxi...The beach is Great( chairs are 5.00 per person there) and we def got 2 ( brought towels from the ship) At the BEAch though, i will warn you ..The natives like to try to sell you things every 5 mins and is VERY ANNOYING!!! The hair Braiding on the beach is 2.00 PER strand..YUP i though it was 2.00 for my 4 yr old..went to hand her 10.00 and said keep the change..She Then tells me it was 2.00 PER STAND LOL...so 30.00 later for a 4 year olds hair...We had a snack and then a Shower passed, ok a Short MONSOON< and 10 mins later the sun came back out. We loved the beach BUT iT is SALT water and the kids of course didnt like the taste of that. Water is WARM and It had to have been high 80s/90s and the Front of me is FRIED!! WE came back to the ship at 4pm , got the kids showered and cleaned and brought them back to the club until the PIRATE PARTY tonight. We are having a BLAST!@!

 

[moet7]

Hi Love 2 shop!

I'll be cruising the Eastern in June of 2006.

What beach did you go to?

So you are able to get a water taxi and it takes you to the beach?
and to shops?

Are there different stops for the water taxi, as in "bus stops"?

How do you know when to get off of the taxi?

From what I understand the ticket for the water taxi is good all day, so is it a paper ticket, or a hand stamp?

Just wondering if it is another thing I will have to keep safe while at the beach.

Also what is available within walking distance of the ship?
Do you have to take a water taxi in order to get to a beach or to shopping?

Thanks for your reply and have a Magical time on the "Magic"

 

[TJGorman]

I am patiently waiting to see what happened at the spa, st. maarten, the pirate night. Since Tenor has to get up early for immigration, I hope she will update those of us hanging on her every word

 

[BuzzBoyMom]

Wouldn't it be nice if we could all send Tenor a wake up call/email? I think she's great....and probably needs her rest....but HEY - you've got us waiting for the next episode!!!

Wake up Dear Tenor!!

 

[Verandah Man]

Tenor...............loved seeing your pic on Beanos' thread this morning, you looked at though you were having a BLAST last night during the Pirate Night festivities!!!!!

Have a GREAT day at St. Thomas today!!!!!

Here's the pic copied from Beanos thread of Tenor during Pirate Night on Tuesday. Now we have a face to go with Tenor's postings!!!!!

 

[poohssmum]

Oh, for the love of Donny and Marie ... where the heck is Tenor with that update about the Spa Me guessem too much fun for Tenor at Pirate Night

Please Tenor, please come back and keep me entertained some more. You have no idea how much your thread (And Beano's too) are getting me through this week. I'll be boarding on the Magic on Saturday

 

[pppiglet]

Great picture! Can't wait to see the Halloween pic.

 

[BuzzBoyMom]

Perhaps she got thrown overboard!!!



Or maybe she just stayed in the spa and has refused to come out and play with us!!

 

[Sue (mom of 3 boys!)]

OMG!!! I wish I was on that cruise right now!! Only 15 months to go
This is such as great thread! Keep it comin' Tenor!!!!!!!!

 

[*love*2*shop]

I saw TENOR & the gang( beano , tim etc) at paradise PT at 11am this morning, then shopping @ 230 so i am sure they will post later!!

 

[Verandah Man]

I saw TENOR & the gang( beano , tim etc) at paradise PT at 11am this morning, then shopping @ 230 so i am sure they will post later!!

Thanks, for the love of Shaggy and Scooby, my family is looking forward to Tenor's next post!!! My DD told me to write Shaggy and Scooby, LOL!!!

 

[*love*2*shop]

WE got up early to due the Customs and My Son ended up Throwing up in the Customs area We though it was because he had to go ummmmmm potty LOL and we had said he needed to hold it due to the customs. Went through the customs and brought him right to the room to get him cleaned up. He went ...potty.....and he felt better. We all went to eat breakfast better heading up to Paradise Point. It is a VERY short 5 min walk from the ship and you can SEE it from the ship thats how close it is. IT is HOTTTTTTTTT today in st thomas walking, SUn out and has to be 90s and HOT . Stroller was NOT needed, we should have had madison walk. Awesome view to the top. we are there 1/2 hr when Kyle Wellllllll, Throws up AGAIN all over in front of the bird show on the way to the bathroom , he then YUP did it again on the stairs on the way down....Nice.....So hubby took HIM back to the ship and Madison & I stayed for the bird show at 1030 Missing the Bushwackers..boo hoo....Came back @ 1130 to the ship and kyle had Just fallen asleep. madison & I had lunch, I brought her to the kids club and I headed out into St thomas for some $$ shopping while kyle napped for 2 hrs.....Saw Beano & the gang out shopping then i mailed some post cards at the little PO they have at the havensight(sp?) mall right outside the port. came back and kyle got sick AGAIN..are u freakin kidding? ??? SO Hubby is STILL in room and he shooed me away, told me to go have fun, check mail etc. SO i am Off to Bingo at 5pm, eat dinner ALONE< the i have a pedicure at 7pm then EARLY BEd time tonight. Its been really sad how sick we all have been this cruise and I am hoping kyle will feel better tomorrow. We are at sea tomorrow on the way to our final day at castaway cay friday. Hoping tomorrow is nice and tyhe kids can play at the pool , while i get some sun, hang out....

 

[Verandah Man]

*love*2*shop--so sorry to hear about your sick little one, I sure hope whatever he has, passes quickly!!!