Well, since Im about to start Trip #1 of this recurring trip report, it might be nice to let you all know with whom youll be virtually traveling, eh?
PrincessV Really, its just V. Honest, thats what I go by, even in real life. Most of the time... By now you may have noticed that I like punctuation. Nay, I LOVE punctuation!

Which is not to say that Im a
stickler for punctuation; I just enjoy using it. In real life, I use it properly in everything I write. In trip reports and general DISing, I use in myriad ways to get my point across. Youll find that I have a few favorites that are certain to be included in pretty much every post of mine:
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All hail the semi-colon!
I love the semi-colon by far my favorite means of punctuating. My mother hates the sucker and avoids its use at all costs. I used to have her proof-read my writing and every single paper would be returned with semi-colons circled and a little note saying, two sentences would be stronger. Well, maybe I didnt want that particular phrase to be strong! Did she think of that, huh?!
Just a little window into our award-winning mother-daughter relationship.
Are you still reading?
So yeah, I love punctuation. And grammar. Which is good, since I mostly write for a living. Right? Im currently working in marketing/ public relations and am working toward a career change by finishing my degree.
In Art History.
Did you hear that?
That was the sound of my retirement deflating.
Because the only thing Ill be able to do with a BA in Art History is use it as a base for an MFA in Art History. Which will assist in my ascent to a PhD in Art History. Which will give me the necessary knowledge and pedigree to
. make approximately ¼ of what Im making now. Crap.
So, Im a punctuation-loving art historian. But Im also a single mom. Which brings me to the next introduction
Leo my awesome almost-6-year-old son. I never thought Id have kids. Actually, I never
wanted kids. But one day, I knew I wanted to give this parenting thing a shot and along came Leo. All I hoped for in my child was that he be average. I was decidedly
not average; I questioned everything, bucked every trend and generally made the world around me come undone. I was certain average would be a much easier life for my offspring.
it should come as no surprise that in my own child, what I got was not at all average, either.
Leo is a questioner, which is good, but makes for some challenging parenting. Hes very sensitive and fights hard for those things about which he cares deeply. His creativity often gets the better of him and hes not all that agile. Recently, Leos become an inventor of sorts, creating Rube Goldberg-esque contraptions out of a whole host of toys in his room. No joke I got up one recent Saturday morning and found him building a machine out of a dump truck, 3 pieces of train track, half of a Transformer, a large dinosaur, a slinky and 2 marbles. When he saw me, he said, Look at my machine Mommy! All I need now is a banana.
Welcome to my always-interesting, sometimes-terrifying world.
Gramma My mother. Remember her? The semi-colon nazi? She lives with Leo and me, with varying degrees of success. Gramma works in healthcare and often becomes overly attached and emotionally involved in her clients lives. She also loves Leo to death.
All of which mystifies me, since we have this totally un-lovey-dovey relationship.
Grammas been along on quite a few WDW trips, but has little or no love for the place. Shes opting out of this first trip on which Ill soon be reporting, and probably most of the others, as well. But shes likely to be involved in a plot line or two, so she deserves introduction.
My Hair Laugh all you want, but readers of my past reports
know that my hair is so frequently discussed in trip reports, it might as well be recognized as a character in its own right. My hair is forever in a state of change
sometimes Im growing it out, sometimes Im cutting it shorter and shorter. One week its red, the next its blond. With multiple trips over the next nine months about which to report, Im sure my hair will be a topic of conversation at some point. Heres a little look at WDW dos over the years
I rest my case.
Coming soon: Trip #1!
