Light hearted things you would make illegal

[MICKIMINI]

Typing noise in commercials. Apparently they haven't noticed that keyboards don't "click" anymore!

 

[penn19]

Using the speakerphone feature while you’re in a store. NO ONE wants to hear your conversation. That’s another one that’s throat punch worthy.

 

[jaiminee krikit]

Using the speakerphone feature while you’re in a store. NO ONE wants to hear your conversation. That’s another one that’s throat punch worthy.

Or in an office. I used to have a coworker who would always take her calls on speakerphone. I thought maybe it was because she was multitasking, but no, she would be sitting facing her phone doing nothing else. It's like she wanted to make sure everyone in the office knew she was on the phone

 

[nycdisneygal]

all those drink options at starbucks! haha

 

[Elle23]

I would ban those horrible plastic produce bags at the grocery store that are impossible to open!

There are few things that cause me to rage more than those!

 

[BlueStarryHat]

"Influencers" on social media. Nothing will make me not buy a product more.

 

[ozliz]

Throwing cigarette butts out of a car window.

I live in a fire prone area, this isn’t a light hearted thing!

 

[Mysterian]

In my neighborhood: Kids walking right in the middle of the road, in no hurry, expecting all traffic to yield to them. Meanwhile, they don't account for any drunk drivers or texting drivers that won't be able to yield when the time comes.

 

[RogueX]

Using words like adorbs, YOLO, and FOMO....can't explain why, these just annoy me.

 

[Diznygrl]

Playing loud music in your backyard so neighbors can't even enjoy their own backyard, or open windows to let fresh air in without being assaulted by someone else's racket.

To show I'm not a total stick in the mud, if you must have music for special outdoor parties, you would be allowed to do it a maximum of four times per year.

 

[Aurora79]

Ice storms (yes, I want to make weather illegal)
Licorice
Patchouli (I hate the smell)
Flat billed caps
Fat-free cheese
Meetings on a Friday afternoon

 

[fly girl]

People stopping in the middle of an aisle or walkway to have a discussion. You see it at grocery stores, airport, WDW ... just be courteous and move to the side so others can pass!

 

[HopperFan]

Whistling

 

[PaulaSB12]

Modern historical dramas. you can't modernise the past to make it "fair" it demeans these who suffered through these times. It also dumbs down the past.

 

[NannyBeBe]

Cauliflower. Why would anyone eat such a disgusting thing?

 

[Pink Partridge]

Using the speakerphone feature while you’re in a store. NO ONE wants to hear your conversation. That’s another one that’s throat punch worthy.

I HATE THAT! What is wrong with people?

 

[VandVsmama]

My cat who never covers up her tuna truffles.

 

[Boopuff]

I have to jump in board with parents giving kids a phone/iPad to listen to baby shark all through dinner at full volume ! Oh and let’s ban baby shark!

 

[Carol_]

PAPER STRAWS.
*mic drop*