Lies we tell ourselves...

[Rutt and Tuke]

What lies or fibs do you tell yourself?

I have a couple...

If I eat the entire bag of candy and nobody sees me, the calories don't count.

Broken cookies are calorie free.

 

[KristaTX]

Pillsbury knows that people eat the raw cookie dough, so they don't use real eggs in it.

 

[cynsaun]

If you eat standing up, the calories don't stick!

 

[AZ JazzyJ]

Funnel cakes are better than Cotton Candy.

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by AZ JazzyJ
Funnel cakes are better than Cotton Candy.

But, you got it backwards!

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Oh ya she was totally digging me.

 

[kild]

Originally posted by AZ JazzyJ
Funnel cakes are better than Cotton Candy.

People enjoy my singing.

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by kild


People enjoy my singing.

The truth behind what REALLY happened to the ozone layer!

 

[KimR]

the calories don't count if it comes off DH's plate

 

[jipsy]

If I drink a diet coke with it, that totally cancels out the calories in this candy bar.

 

[onecoolmama]

 

[Jolie C]

I'll only read ONE MORE thread....

 

[jeleebeene]

One more won't hurt me - (meanwhile, 20 more later.....)

 

[leahannpen]

I'm just bloated.

 

[flaps]

That I'm not worth *censored word*.

 

[Disney01]

It's because of age, metabolism, medical issues etc. It couldn't possibly be from eating, lack of exercise or just plain laziness.

 

[KristaTX]

Originally posted by flaps
That I'm not worth *censored word*.

That is an awful lie that many of us tell our selves sometimes . It's not true about a single one of us. Are you okay, flaps??

 

[DMickey28]

I am happy at this weight, it's my natural weight!

 

[two4ruff]

Keeping my size 5 jeans around will only encourage my rear end to shrink back to that size...someday...maybe....please?

 

[mickeyfan1]

Originally posted by edcrbnsoul
Oh ya she was totally digging me.