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[LucyStorm]

This place is NOT corn cool and I heard your turkey legs are really emu legs!

 

[Disney845]

....and since I am complaining....my dole whip was very crunchy!!!!!!! ......

 

[The LK 4]

And furthermore, who invited YOU inside our chalk circle??? Then Jane began to ...

 

[bumcat]

smoke in a non smoking area!

 

[LucyStorm]

With a huff and a glare, she stormed out the door, running over poor Albert on the way, headed for.....

 

[Disney845]

....while at the same time yelling at others for feeding birds at their table....

 

[Marla Hellwig]

Poor Albert - maybe she should have decided not to ask to split the dinner and had the wine pairings too

 

[paras4ri]

Meanwhile, after finishing up a Kitchen Sink at Beaches and Cream, the entire Osmond family......

 

[Pam]

grabbed their 1984 refillable mugs from The Wilderness Lodge and headed to Port Orleans for an after-dinner drink, on the way they spied........

 

[The LK 4]

several obviously drunk people all wearing the same lime green ribbons. This group was...

 

[Pam]

the Friends of Eros and Free Saffron clubs, leading the staggering motley crue was none other than WillyJ, who was seen clutching a bottle of NyQuil and muttering these immortal words of wisdom:

 

[wovenwonder]

A Group of DISers????? Couldnt Be!

 

[paras4ri]

The Osmonds, aghast at this display, promptly......

 

[Pooh93]

started singing........

 

[Pam]

whipped off their overcoats to reveal their matching gold lame jumpsuit costumes, with toes tapping and fingers snapping, they started to sing that old DIS favorite,

 

[wovenwonder]

Just then Jane's mind side tracked to the kids -

 

[smileybrat]

i left them at the airport 5 days ago!

 

[wovenwonder]

I hope the sitter assigned by Disney wasnt Michael Jackson!!!!!!!

 

[smileybrat]

they might be hanging out of the window at this very moment!

 

[paras4ri]

She raced off to find a way back to the airport when...