Let's write a story....

[Lars624]

couldn't get a table because of that silly rule...........

 

[dianeschlicht]

that you must be dressed in more than a thong to be seated! So they...

 

[Pam]

so they had to settle for Pecos Bill's famous

 

[paras4ri]

foot long hot dogs........which reminded them of.........

 

[dianeschlicht]

Dan's feet! That made them think it was time for another...

 

[Pam]

mad scramble to catch the daily parade over at the MK. They hoped to see

 

[dianeschlicht]

Yepod as grand marshal. They wondered if he would have enough intestinal fortitude to moon....

 

[shep]

Minnie Mouse, but he saw Dan coming & thought it would be better to..

 

[dianeschlicht]

Jump INTO the nearest restroom! We would be safe there from...

 

[yepod]

Dan Murphy's camera, busy taking pictures of.......

 

[Saffron]

Pam, who had decided to break into the Diamond Horseshoe Saloon for one last Can Can dance on stage. Unfortunately, while yelling, "Yee Haw" and kicking up her heels ...

 

[shep]

she spilled her drink on her priceless shoes....

 

[Pam]

the monkeys came riding in on broomsticks and Pam began to shriek, "I'm melting, I'm melting" as

 

[shep]

yepod threw a towel on her to dry her off and stop her from further melting, but she shrunk some and

 

[Pam]

cried as she realized her fruit salad had once again become jello! Spying dianeschlicht in the corner, Pam tossed her the remaining cantaloupe and sped out the swinging saloon doors

 

[Saffron]

to join the group before they ...

 

[oldkicker]

posed for a group photo out side of....

 

[Pam]

Maelstorm, before fighting for the front seat of the boat

 

[Saffron]

Right in the middle of the fight, as the boat was rocking from side to side, Goofyposter ...

 

[Pam]

starts to "yuuuck, yuuuuck", chokes and overturns the boat causing mayhem and confusion