Let's write a story....

[LucyStorm]

this is going to be like the campfire game you played as a kid. Each person gets to add one line to the story, and we will see how we finally end up. Anyone want to play?


Jane Doe, the world's biggest Disney fan, has just boarded a plane for Florida when.....

 

[CamColt]

She realized she forgot to pack....

 

[Disney845]

...she realized she had forgotten her George Foreman Grill and Mini microwave on the kitchen counter......

 

[Pooh93]

she realized her dh/so was still parking the car.

 

[LucyStorm]

where are this girl's brains today? So she....

 

[Disney845]

sat down and began devising excuses (just in case she was caught) for why she had 9 adults in one ASmo room.....

 

[shep]

she then put everything else aside temporarily and got a sitter for the kids and prepared to treat her husband to a night of...

 

[glo]

shopping at Downtown Disney followed by dinner at Victoria and Alberts

 

[Disney845]

...where she proceeded to ask the server if they could order off the children's menu or if that was unacceptable, if they could split the entree....

 

[antkim]

The waiter replied....

 

[JohnTBap]

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

 

[iluvorlando]

Why, spongebob square pants off course, she replied. Now about splitting that entree...

 

[JohnTBap]

"You have answered wisely, Grasshopper. You may split the entree."

 

[LucyStorm]

Jane looks at the menu and decides to order....

 

[Disney845]

....wait just a gosh darn second....you mean they don't have chicken fingers and cheese pizza here?.....

 

[bumcat]

well in that case I demand a refund for the whole trip!

 

[LucyStorm]

The waiter, in his most un-Disneylike expression,

 

[Disney845]

...replied, of course we would be happy to refund your trip....minus bills for the following:

1. for unpaid parking fees when we used the Downtown area to transfer to the park when we stayed off-site the first couple days.
2. a bill for over occupancy when the ten of us squeezed into 1 room at the All-Stars for 6 nights.
3. A plumbing bill, when the grease from my george forman clogged the drains.
4. A bill for the fire damage as a result of my crock-pot shorting out and burning the counter top.
5. A bill for park passes when we tried to pass off my 2 teenagers as under 10.

......


Quoting Jeffemy

 

[The LK 4]

When Jane angrily jumped up out of her chair, her purse knocked over and out spilled several towel animals she was just "borrowing to show the folks back home".

 

[JohnTBap]

And as the can of corn dropped on her foot she let out a stream of expletives, including but not limited to, "