Laxative Holiday cookies

[snowball22]

I am laughing so hard right now. I just got back from our local grocery store. They had an end cap display of holiday merengue cookies that looked interesting. I looked at the ingredients on the back of the box and noticed that one was sucralose. Then I looked at the front of the box and it said that "By consuming too much of this product could cause a laxative effect". I started cracking up out loud in the store. I wonder how many people will be bringing these to their holiday parties at work!!!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

What store is this? I'm tempted to go buy the entire lot for my dearest darling coworkers.

(I'm kidding, people...)

 

[denisem]

Hey, they ain't foolin'!

I love chocolate and when my DH became diabetic, I knew I couldn't keep it around. However, when a friend told me about a Morley candy outlet near us that carried LOTS of sugar-free chocolates, I went and stocked up. Wow, they tasted really good (some better than the sugar kind).

Needless to say, I went nuts over the pecan turtles one day and wow, did I learn my lesson!!!

 

[bananiem]

Speaking from experience... Some people have really bad adverse effects to the "oses".

 

[oxfordcircus]

I'm tempted to go buy the entire lot for my dearest darling coworkers.
(I'm kidding, people...)

Eh. Just do it. Seems benign to me. Now if you really want to get back at your co-workers, give them some potato chips made with O-lean. You can't spell explOsive diarrhea without O-lean...well, almost.

 

[snowball22]

The store I was at was Krogers. I forget the name of the cookies though.