Laugh it is Friday!

[surferrat]

What VMK has done to us!

1) Made Friends-(You know the kind…The ones that stalk you and ask constantly “Are you taken? Wanna Be my Boyfriend/girlfriend…? Can I have this, can I have that?”
2) Collectors and Historians-We all know what is rare and what is not rare. We know what costed what and what is traded for what…For example, submarine pin. (Oh my how this one little old pin can make you go crazy). Rare-Space Suit (Oh my how this one little suit has made us more crazy than the submarine pin). Oh and Be’s VMK dictionary. (Like this thing is useful now)
3) Night Owls. Ok this has made early birds into late nite owls…Staying up a we bit early in the morning just to watch the girls whip the boys in the last word. ( How pathetic have the boys come reducing ourselves to a game that we know we can not win) LOL!
4) Money hungry credit fiends. We create mules over and over again in order to get those new items just to be able to say “WOOT I got 15 of those Rare items!” (Not even thinking that the rest of VMK has done the same…Some even ned all day long while at work flipping between screens…(Yes done that!)
5) Work has no priority..(Nuff said!)
6) We love VMK Dis. Gatherings-(Birthdays…bleh, Family Functions..phooey….Dis Gatherings….Oh my I am there…(We even plan months ahead of time for this one)
7) CODES CODES CODES!-We google “VMK CODES”….We run around WDW and Disney Land to see the sign that says “Buy this and get a VMK code”..(Who has time for rides and shows!)
8) Dinner Time-now this takes about way too much time…”Here is a hot pocket kid…” Wait that takes too long…”Here is a bowl of cereal”
9) Poor Language-Our language has become pathetic..bear=beer, lava=hot, heart=love…..I would love hot chicken wings and a beer please is now “I would heart a plate of lava wings and bear”
10) And ohh yes admit it we are addicted. What is wrong with that…VMK has taken over…If Aliens came down, our comment would be something like this..
“Do you have access to the internet I need to do a credit run”
“Does a code come with this abduction”
“Nice alien outfit, do I have to do a tour to get 1”
Finally
“Can you stop by the Surf Spot I need some lava warm wings and a bear”

 

[Tinkerbelle739]

Sad but true...I have said it before, we all need professional help. Any psychiatrists in the group? Any volunteers?

 

[Goofy05]

Too funny!
Thanks for the VMK lowdown, Surferrat!

 

[GBShorts]

I'm CRACKING UP at the hot pocket/cereal thing...


and I don't even have kids! LOL

 

[Makeminemusic]

rofl, I will laugh all the way to work today ( where I will start nedding like mad)

 

[NJ Mike]

The hot pocket thing was too funny.
I have perfected the art of running for a, ummm , pitstop and then refilling my drink after one mule is done a credit run and the next is still loading. Anyone else?

 

[surfcruiser]

Sad but true...I have said it before, we all need professional help. Any psychiatrists in the group? Any volunteers?

Bella, I already asked surferrat for VMK addiction counseling... he said...

"Sure, right after I finish level 15 again..."

Or something like that. I was too distracted by shopping for the perfect addition to my next room.

 

[BriarRosie]

And it's sad, that I am looking forward to my upcoming trip to WDW not
just for the trip itself, but for all that swag I'll get my character when I
complete the quests.

 

[Aunt Cawa]

Thanks for the great laugh! The creativity of this group is just astounding!

 

[Califgirl]

Sad but true...I have said it before, we all need professional help. Any psychiatrists in the group? Any volunteers?

LOL. In my opinion there is just too much therapy going on. Why do we need therapy when we have Apple Tea Knees?!

But, I am a massage therapist. And that's the kind of therapy I want. Right on my shoulders, especially my right (the mouse) shoulder!

 

[cat_herder]

What VMK has done to us!

1) Made Friends-(You know the kind…The ones that stalk you and ask constantly “Are you taken? Wanna Be my Boyfriend/girlfriend…? Can I have this, can I have that?”

You know.......... I feel like a leper. In all these months only one guy has ever asked me if I was taken and then he told me he was taken but his girl was off line and she would never know. I said "........but I would know" and popped out of the room.


Dianne > born to be alone I guess and not happy about it.

 

[cat_herder]

And it's sad, that I am looking forward to my upcoming trip to WDW not
just for the trip itself, but for all that swag I'll get my character when I
complete the quests.

LOL, I'm planning my trip at the end of the month for two reasons:
* to do the quest/tour and collect all the goodies (1st time)
* Halloween at Disney.


Now how sad is this: I'm 44 years old, I'm lived in Florida for 23 years and last Christmas was my first one at Disney!!!!! And it was AK.

Dianne

 

[VegasMonarch]

thanks for laugh. i could always use at least one. or should i say I.

 

[lovethattink]

Thanks for the laugh. Great bunch of ppl here.

 

[mousepartygrl]

LOL. In my opinion there is just too much therapy going on. Why do we need therapy when we have Apple Tea Knees?!

But, I am a massage therapist. And that's the kind of therapy I want. Right on my shoulders, especially my right (the mouse) shoulder!

Yes! I agree Apple Tea Knees!!!! Must have them while reading the posts... I vmk vicariously through you all.

 

[4fosterkids]

OH MY GOSH..........Good thing I wasn't taking a drink while reading this or I would have needed "clean up on ilse 3"...that is so funny.
Just because I've perfected the time it takes to start JK, go move the front sprinkler, change the clothes from the washer to the dryer and grab the mail, just in time to return to my seat to start nedding again.
You guys ARE my therapy....that way we can all be crazy together. I'll go to a VMK anonymous meeting, as long as its at Disneyland!!
Thanks for the friday funnies!! Made my day.

 

[Alyce]

POOF !
aka miss cellophane​

 

[redbaybound]

Okay, so I had a paper due and when my DH proofread it he kept asking, "Don't you mean one, not on, and two not to? And what is this hive stuff?"

 

[surferrat]

Okay, so I had a paper due and when my DH proofread it he kept asking, "Don't you mean one, not on, and two not to? And what is this hive stuff?"

Jus tell him we are creating a new language!!

Give him a bear and lava warm wings..lol

 

[milkabum]

maybe it is...we'll never know...

-2 minutes later yavn grabs your neck and abducts you to tomorrowland-