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[bsears]

Originally posted by Patch'sD
I guess Gore didn't mis-speak when he used the " I " word. So when Bush Speaks it's up for Grabs, When Kerry Speaks it's an attack or misunderstanding of his entire speach. Kerry is doing a great job on harming his own election campaign, I would love to know What he said when he had the "tiff "with his wife.

Yesiree, Kerry has done an enormous amount of damage to his own campaign, if you mean having the numbers move in his direction every day.


http://www.electoral-vote.com/

 

[peachgirl]

I would love to know What he said when he had the "tiff "with his wife.

Why????

What business is it of anyone but theirs?

I really don't understand the right wing's fixation on what politicians do in private.

 

[Saffron]

Originally posted by peachgirl
The nice thing about Bush jokes is no one has to make them up!



This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

Make the Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

Oh my gosh! I wish this poem would fit in my signature. That's a riot! Saddly so though.

 

[Patch'sD]

Because in my Opnion, Kerry tried so hard to make sure he approved of her speach at the Convention, like he was sucking up to her. She is now out on the Campaign and an open target just like the Bush Twins.

Yeah I allways go by the Polls in August. Great indication of what happens in November.

 

[peachgirl]

Kerry tried so hard to make sure he approved of her speach at the Convention, like he was sucking up to her.

How is it you know this?

And, do you think for one second that any speech at the Republican convention won't be screened and get approval before being given?

I still have no idea what that has to do with wanting to know the details of an argument between a husband and wife.

Yeah I allways go by the Polls in August

Not a final indicator, but if I had to choose between being ahead in August or being behind, I'm pretty sure I'd rather be ahead and so would Bush.

 

[Patch'sD]

I said in my opnion, Not fact, In my opnion. It looked to me as if he was sucking up, in my opnion. No Fact.