Latest Bush briefing!

[Goofyish]

HIS grasp of world affairs, never mind the English language, would shame a primary school child. So it's hardly surprising this spoof briefing between George Bush and national security advisor Condoleezza Rice is sweeping the internet. Let's hope it is just a joke.

George:Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi:Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George:Great. Lay it on me.

Condi:Hu is the new leader.

George:That's what I want to know.

Condi:That's what I'm telling you..

George:That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi:Yes.

George:I mean the fellow's name.

Condi:Hu.

George:The guy in China.

Condi:Hu.

George:The new leader of China.

Condi:Hu.

George:The Chinaman!

Condi:Hu is leading China.

George:Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi:I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George:Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi:That's the man's name.

George:That's who's name?

Condi:Yes.

George:Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi:Yes, sir.

George:Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi:That's correct.

George:Then who is in China?

Condi:Yes, sir.

George:Yassir is in China?

Condi:No, sir.

George:Then who is?

Condi:Yes, sir.

George:Yassir?

Condi:No, sir.

George:Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.

Condi:Kofi?

George:No, thanks.

Condi:You want Kofi?

George:No.

Condi:You don't want Kofi.

George:No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN

Condi:Yes, sir.

George:Not Yassir! The guy a the U.N.

Condi:Kofi?

George:Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi:And call who?

George:Who is the guy at the UN?

Condi:Hu is the guy in China.

George:Will you stay out of China?!

Condi:Yes, sir.

George:And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN

Condi:Kofi.

George:All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

Condipicking up the phone) Rice here.

George:Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.

 

[Mowgli]

LOL!!
That had me chuckling! Thanks for cheering up a dull Monday morning...

 

[Big Disney Fan]

LOL!!!

I've just copied it and sent it to all in my address book!

 

[Olaf]

Tim, you pickin on our good ol' boy President?

 

[Goofyish]

Yep, sure am partner

 

[Kilted_Yank]

I love it!

It has been copied and sent to all of my chums as well... and you can pick on Dubya all you want. You only have two years left (thank the lord).

 

[Olaf]

Originally posted by Kilted_Yank
You only have two years left (thank the lord).

Don't count on it.

 

[Kilted_Yank]

Well, I'll count on it as much as anything can be counted on in politics. I just think his post-9/11 free ride is over.

 

[Dimplenose]

That reminds me of the wonderful Abbot and Costello baseball comentary.

Libby

 

[Lenore]

Sorry to disappoint you but this posting or script comes from an American TV program called Saturday Night Live. This is a comedy show that comes on Saturday evenings at 11 o'clock. They have two guys who play Bush and Gore and if you thought this script was funny you should have seen it during the election when we didn't know who won. They show Gore and Bush meeting in a Mexican restaurant ...well you'd have to see it, it was hilarious.

 

[drennan]

We seen this in the Daily Mirror this week, my 9 year old boy loved it and took it to school with him just to show his teacher.

The sad thing is you can actually picture something like this happening for real.

 

[Kilted_Yank]

Originally posted by drennan
The sad thing is you can actually picture something like this happening for real.

Indeed