Someone sent me this joke in an email and I thought I'd share it with you guys:
Loving Husband
Loving husband Ed was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding
anniversary. His wife was really, really UPSET.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds... AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused,
the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the
box
back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
