Just to clarify, the reason I asks is. . .
I have 15 kids and took them to the local place recently- "The Baldknob Livestock Auction, Beauty Solon, and Lazer Tag Emporium".
Don't get me wrong; the kids had fun. And I as I sat there in a lawn chair knocking back Pabst beers, I was proud as punch watching my oldest Smary win by taking out Smike, Stodd, Ssheri Slou, and the other kids.
The problem was, they only had 14 of them laser guns, and I have 15 young uns, so the youngest, poor Little Skeeter, had to play only using a fly swatter.
He tried his best; running and jumping and hiding behind goats. . . but it wasn't long before his big brother Stoby took him out.
Poor little feller never stood a chance.
To this day, he'll come up to me of the evening with tears in his eyes and say, "Daddy, why did I only get a fly swatter when the bigger kids got them fancy guns?"
I'll tell ya, I don't know what to tell him and it just breaks my heart seeing him so sad.
In fact, I have to send him to bed and turn up the sound on 'Sports Center' to keep from crying myself.
So today, Skeeter was out on the porch eating his supper of pork rinds and store-brand cola, and I told him I was going on the interwebs to see if anyone knew of a laser tag place with 15 laser guns. The little feller was happier than a boy on a bison!
So if anyone can help me out, me and Little Skeeter would be much obliged.