I updated Day 7 of my report in two segments on the Trip Reports board, but my food report really should be our dinner at Kona Cafe. It's redundancy time over here, but there is more to my report over there. Just sayin'.
Day 7 - Part 2: Wednesday, October 17, 2007:
When last I left off on our Magic Kingdom day, we left to relax, have some chocolate gelato at the Beach Club Marketplace, and clean up before returning for our ADR at Kona Cafe for dinner. Little did we know that the gelato would come back to haunt us later at dinnertime.
After we cleaned up, we headed back to the Magic Kingdom, and then took the boat to the Polynesian. I thought the boat ride would be a nicer ride than the monorail. Soon we were checking in for our ADR, and as we discovered, the effects of the gelato hit us. Let's just say we needed to excuse ourselves to the restroom next to 'Ohana to "decompress".

Lucky for us, our game of musical chairs didn't last very long during dinner.
As we looked at the menus, we decided to forego appetizers because we probably wanted dessert. Soon our server brought over some sweet Hawaiian bread and took our drink orders. I didn't take pics of the pull apart bread-y goodness because I was too busy slathering macadamia nut butter over it and shoving as much of it into my face as humanly possible.
However, I do have some booze photos!
My mother ordered the Island Sunset:
Welcome to Fantasy Island!
I ordered the Malibu Macaw. I love Malibu and pineapple juice, so this drink was a no-brainer for me:
I'm trying to meet my Booze Quota for the day
And my sister had the Mai Tai:
We enjoyed our drinks, but Sharon didn't want one. Her loss, I say!
I ordered the
Slow Roasted Prime Rib with mashed potatoes and broccoli florets.
Glutton that I am, I cleaned my plate. I ordered it medium-rare, but I think it's more medium. But that's ok. I want pink in the meat, or I consider it too well done. The mashed potatoes were addictive, and the broccoli was neither mushy nor crunchy. I like it when it's just got a little bit of bite to it. Can we use the phrase "al dente" for veggies or will the Pasta Police come after me for hijacking their phrase? Oh, and the horseradish sauce was awesome with the steak. I love it.
Mom actually had two dinners that night. She didn't like her original choice, and being the way she is, she would suffer and eat it, but make sure we knew she didn't care for it. It was the
Bamboo Steamed Ono served with watercress salad with warm shiitake soy vinaigrette and sticky rice. And here's what it looked like:
Ono! It's fish you don't wanna order!
What's wrong with this picture? Well, it's in focus, so that's a refreshing change of pace, don't you think? But the fish is just....white. And the rice....white. And Mom's comment? It's bland. I translated that as, "It's blahhhhnd. Emphasis on the blah." Sure there is some sauce on the bottom of her plate, but this just didn't thrill her.
So I took matters into my own hands because I knew she would not ask for a different meal. I knew she liked pork chops, and she almost ordered it if not for trying to branch out into different culinary territory. As it turned out, she should have gone for her first choice. So she got her second dinner when I told the server that she wasn't enjoying the fish. She got the
Pomegranate Barbecued Pork Chop served on pan-roasted fingerling potatoes and applewood smoked bacon braised Swiss chard.
It was a hit. Not just a hit but the best, most tender pork chop Mom ever had in her life. She did make good use of hyperbole, but after I tasted it, I had to agree that it was delicious, and a much better choice than the "Ono! I can't believe it's fish!"
My sister got a different cut of steak, but with similar sides as mine. She ordered
Beef Teriyaki (sirloin strip steak) served with mashed Yukon gold potatoes, and those yummy broccoli florets.
This was another hit, and the teriyaki glaze made her love the dish.
Sharon decided to have the
Coconut Almond Chicken - sauteed chicken breast served with Asian greens tossed with honey-lime dressing, golden pineapple, strawberries, and toasted almonds.
Look how beautiful this is? The chicken looks crispy, golden brown and delicious! And the salad looked so refreshing. Sharon is a picky eater, but this dish got the thumbs up from her, too!
And then it was time for dessert and hey?? What's this? Why are they bringing a plain icky birthday cake to the table? Well, while I was visiting nature, Mom told the hostess at the podium that it was Cari's birthday, thinking they might give her a dessert. Since I wasn't there while this was going on, I don't know if the hostess suggested the cake and Mom blindingly agreed to it. I know that she did not order the cake (which they charged $12.50 to the bill), and I was disappointed. The cake wasn't inedible, but Kona has way better desserts to choose from! To be fair, it wasn't bad for a cake we didn't order.
I didn't take a photo, but it was a white cake with white icing, which insults my chocolate-lovin' soul down to the core.

Yes, I'm a chocolate snob!

Ok, it did have chocolate Mickey faces as decorations. It's a shame that my Mom's comment ended with us being dumped with something we didn't really want. We felt it would come across as rude to tell the server to take it back.
Still, birthday dessert confusion aside, I think Kona Cafe is one of the most underrated restaurants at WDW. It's an underdog, like the Rodney Dangerfield of WDW restaurants. How many times when people ask, "Where's a great place for dinner at one of the resorts?"
People will usually answer with some of the pricier signature restaurants, like California Grill, Jiko, Narcoosee's, Artist Point, Yachtsman Steakhouse. Not many people suggest Kona Cafe right away, and it's a shame. The most expensive item on the menu was still under $30, and the quality is still wonderful.
Next: Artist Point dinner