Oh yes, please... laugh away. I can laugh about it too now. Actually, when I mixed together the snot krispie treats, I started chuckling myself. Of course, it was kinda on the hysterical crazy woman end of chuckling... but still a good laugh.
Ahhhh...but it's my rule so I buy myself a drink!!!
I'm getting all liquored up here!!!
I suddenly hear Jeff Foxworthy in my head.....
Ahhhh...but it's my rule so I buy myself a drink!!!
I'm getting all liquored up here!!!
I qualify on none of the above accounts----does that mean I can join????
Rule #1 - If the queen mum would drop by right now to your house for tea and you would gladly let her in - you are not allowed to post. For two reasons = #1. You have better friends than we all do. #2. Obviously, your house is so sparkling clean that you don't need to run around doing the "closet shove"
Rule #2 - If you can't laugh at a two year old that fingerpaints with his own output - you are not welcome.
Rule #3 - If you own a label maker - AND USE IT, you are not allowed in this forum
Rule #4 - If you were asked by your son/daughter's school to bring green food in, and you were excited to do this (without an internal "oh crap") - you aren't allowed
Rule #5 - If you notice a sticky spot on the floor, and immediately rush to get the mop - you won't be welcome here
Rule #6 - If you fold your underwear, iron your sheets, or space the hanging items in your closet exactly 3" apart - you need not apply
Rule #7 - If never in your entire parenting existinance have you heard the words "you are the meanest mom EVER" - you are wasting your time here
Rule#7.2 - If you actually own a trophy that says "Mother of the Year" - you aren't allowed to post
Rule #8 - If you know right off the top of your head what gets peeps out of carpet, you won't be welcome. Well.... on second thought, maybe you will be. You never know when that kind of information comes in handy!!
Hows that to start?
Rule #1 - If the queen mum would drop by right now to your house for tea and you would gladly let her in - you are not allowed to post. For two reasons = #1. You have better friends than we all do. #2. Obviously, your house is so sparkling clean that you don't need to run around doing the "closet shove"
Rule #2 - If you can't laugh at a two year old that fingerpaints with his own output - you are not welcome.
Rule #3 - If you own a label maker - AND USE IT, you are not allowed in this forum
Rule #4 - If you were asked by your son/daughter's school to bring green food in, and you were excited to do this (without an internal "oh crap") - you aren't allowed
Rule #5 - If you notice a sticky spot on the floor, and immediately rush to get the mop - you won't be welcome here
Rule #6 - If you fold your underwear, iron your sheets, or space the hanging items in your closet exactly 3" apart - you need not apply
Rule #7 - If never in your entire parenting existinance have you heard the words "you are the meanest mom EVER" - you are wasting your time here
Rule#7.2 - If you actually own a trophy that says "Mother of the Year" - you aren't allowed to post
Rule #8 - If you know right off the top of your head what gets peeps out of carpet, you won't be welcome. Well.... on second thought, maybe you will be. You never know when that kind of information comes in handy!!
I don't know...that's a pretty freaky avitar you got there..
Sure, come on in!
If a crumpled up paper towel dropped over a sticky spot on the floor is an accpetable solution....youuuuu might be a loser.
If you and your spouse ignore cat vomit for 3 days hoping the other will give up and admit they see it and clean it up.....youuuuuuu might be a loser
If fake and bake is your idea of gourmet cooking....youuuuuu might be a loser.
If your dust bunnies are bigger then the Easter Bunny....youuuuuu might be a loser.
If your coats are on the floor because they will not fit in the closet....youuuuuu might be a loser.
If the drive-thru attended recognizes your voice when you pull up and pre-fills your order....youuuuuuu might be a loser.
So here is your sign
YES!!!
