Land Of Sensible Enjoyable Reality-based Sweethearts.-AKA The "LOSERS" come on in!

[LaraK]

We need a new home, ours got too cluttered with chat so we're just going to sell the thread and move to a nice new one.

Feel free to pull up a chair and join us, yeah, watch that chair, the leg is loose, use the other one....just throw those papers on the table...yeah, right there on top of the laundry.

Remember the LOSER Motto:

Dishes can wait, Life can't

I don't...AKA the Leadership Order of Similarly Enthusiastic Realities and Standards

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Scrapbook, can't cut a straight line, can kill a plant at 40 paces, don't enjoy gardening, don't pack a healthy lunch for my kids, don't make sculptues out of the recycling or have a clean house.

Am I still a good person?

I'm looking for people who believe watching a Sponge Bob cartoon with their kids is quality time. Someone who puts the phone down while their mother is raving and reads a book until they hear silence.

Someon who talks on the phone while driving, who teaches there kids all the good swear words THEY will need as a driver and considers it a life lession.

Someone who laughs at a friend who lets one go by mistake in public.

Are you an imperfect person? Join me in shouting from the rooftops...

I'm bad as heck...and I wouldn't take it anymore if that didn't take effort and really I'm so tired I'm just going to lay back down on the sofa for a while longer.

Perfect people need not post, I'll skip your post anyway more than likely.

 

[Doesney]

I am pretty imperfect. Looks like I may qualify

 

[Lintasare]

How much do you think we could get for our old thread? I mean it's not like we really trashed the place. Just never dusted regularly.

Lets make sure someone PMs Shore with the new thread.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

I'll board please.....

 

[LaraK]

I am pretty imperfect. Looks like I may qualify

Welcome!!! Come on in and pull up a chair. As long as you're not one of those perfect people, you'll fit right in!

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

Oh good! I was starting to have anxiety at the thought of having to make a new thread.

Welcome aboard Doesney!

 

[bavaria]

There was a thread on the weekend about obsessively cleaning before leaving on vacation. Maybe some of those folks would enjoy the old thread - or at least do some dusting for us!

 

[Lintasare]

There was a thread on the weekend about obsessively cleaning before leaving on vacation. Maybe some of those folks would enjoy the old thread - or at least do some dusting for us!

I meant to put the dirty dishes in the dishwasher before I left the old thread...really I did.

 

[LaraK]

As is means as is....

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

I meant to throw the pie pan away too. Man, now everyone will know it's not homemade.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

I left my mop back at the old thread, don't think anyone wants that here.

 

[Lintasare]

As is means as is....

Does that mean I don't have to hide my dirty undies?

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

I left my mop back at the old thread, don't think anyone wants that here.

You got that right. I hate crappy mops.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Dang it I really needed that mop too. They were all out of them at the store
Guess I'm just gonna have to wait till tomorrow to get a new one.
I think I have done enough cleaning today.

 

[LaraK]

I left my mop back at the old thread, don't think anyone wants that here.

Um, no...I don't think anyone wants that mop

Does that mean I don't have to hide my dirty undies?

Um....as long as they aren't here

 

[It's A Happy Day]

You got that right. I hate crappy mops.

 

[Lintasare]

Dang it I really needed that mop too. They were all out of them at the store
Guess I'm just gonna have to wait till tomorrow to get a new one.
I think I have done enough cleaning today.

How can a store run out of mops?

 

[Mkrop]

Do I need to bring a housewarming gift? I may have something in the back of the closet....

Thank you oh thank you Lara for getting our act together

 

[LUVMYTINK]

How can a store run out of mops?

It was the store on base, too darn lazy and cheap to go out in town to get one. Will wait till tomorrow when the grocery store is opened (closed on Mondays) and get one & the rid-x.

 

[Lintasare]

Um....as long as they aren't here

I think I left them in a hamper next to the laundry machine on the old thread. I was waiting for someone to get their laundry out so I could do mine.