Kevin and Randall...

[TuckandStuiesMom]

I've got yer scissors...nah,nah,nah...nah, naaaaaaaah... Boston, I've seen a brand new pair of fishnet stockings in Mom's unmentionable drawer... and I think there's a big bag of okra behind the carrots in the fridge -- Anybody know where the skillet is? I've even noticed a recurring thread-teaser on some other board for cat circumcisions at the bottom of our thread-list. (OK -- that one's too far out even for me )

Dad's gone. Doesn't anybody want to be a little bit bad??????

 

[rosiep]

I've got yer scissors...nah,nah,nah...nah, naaaaaaaah... Boston, I've seen a brand new pair of fishnet stockings in Mom's unmentionable drawer... and I think there's a big bag of okra behind the carrots in the fridge -- Anybody know where the skillet is? I've even noticed a recurring thread-teaser on some other board for cat circumcisions at the bottom of our thread-list. (OK -- that one's too far out even for me )

Dad's gone. Doesn't anybody want to be a little bit bad??????

I ALWAYS want to be bad! Now that the kids have grown I'm going to revert to my childless days and childish ways!

So there....TAG you're iT!

 

[Viki]

Believe me, MOM is being bad enough for all of you!!!

 

[OrlandoMike]

Conck, how much trouble do you think we can get into with Jamnie and Ben while there down here?

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Geeeesh! I'm glad to see you folks.

For a coupla hours there, I thought RosieP. and I were gonna haveta be bad all by ourselves. Overnight, I crocheted a virtual partay banner for the front door. It read:

STRAIGHT GIRLS ROCK!!!!!​

Now I see we are not alone -- so I've painted out "Straight Girls" (with my Jungle-Red-Joan-Crawford fingernail polish -- of course) and changed it to:

WE ALL ROCK!!!​

Now I am soooooooo hungry for some nice yummy fried okra.... Hey Mom, how's about sharin' a coupla those pirins just to get things started?!!??

 

[OrlandoMike]

Throw the okra in the fat! I'll get out the blender!

Anyone up for a frozen drink?

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Throw the okra in the fat! I'll get out the blender!

Anyone up for a frozen drink?

It's after 5 (OK, OK -- a.m.) so I'm in! I'm not a big-time alcohol drinker so make it sweet & fruity and hang a lil paper umbrelly off the the top, please. Make Mom a double -- she needs it!

Now -- how does everybody like their okra???? Sliced thin so it's crispy or thick -- so it's nice and gooshy inside the breading??????? Woo-hoo!

Chop! Chop! Chop!

<<<Yeeiip, Yeeiip, Yeeiip>>>

Sorry, Fluffy!

 

[rosiep]

Damn, I'm chelating so I need to skip the alcohol, and, sorry to tell you this but I hate okra.....on the upside I am typing this while stark naked............anyone mind?

 

[rosiep]

Believe me, MOM is being bad enough for all of you!!!

Really???? Just how bad?

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Stark naked -- huh??? I dare you to skateboard to the Kwiki-Mart like that.

 

[rosiep]

I have told my daughters that one day when I'm really old and wrinkly the Old Folks Home is going to call them and worriedly state that I've gone bonkers cause I'm walking around naked and scaring the guests...Relieved, my daughters will say.."oh, nothing "wrong" with her...that's just MOM!

(truly, I hate wearing clothes...but the Kwiki Mart really hates it when I don't...my boss too. So I suffer in silence (sigh) )

 

[Viki]

Very, very, very bad ... without benefit of pirin (what the hell are those anyway??????? and how did my name get attached to em????), whiskey, or (total) nudity ...

 

[rosiep]

Very, very, very bad ... without benefit of pirin (what the hell are those anyway??????? and how did my name get attached to em????), whiskey, or (total) nudity ...

Ooooooooooh, I'm totally intrigued

 

[Viki]

Ooooooooooh, I'm totally intrigued

Just keep munching that popcorn, darlin', because that's gonna be as good as it gets ....

 

[rosiep]

Just keep munching that popcorn, darlin', because that's gonna be as good as it gets ....

You're a cold, cold woman Viki....

 

[OrlandoMike]

Very, very, very bad ... without benefit of pirin (what the hell are those anyway??????? and how did my name get attached to em????), whiskey, or (total) nudity ...

Jeesh Viki, leave your card at the door!


Trust me, are you alone tonight? If so make a Midtown Manhatten straight up, head to Blockbuster and rent Birdcage! You need the laugh!

"I've got girls, dont you have any girls?"

You know, I used to feel that way too until I found out that Alexander the Great was a f@g. Talk about gays in the military!

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

I have told my daughters that one day when I'm really old and wrinkly the Old Folks Home is going to call them and worriedly state that I've gone bonkers cause I'm walking around naked and scaring the guests...Relieved, my daughters will say.."oh, nothing "wrong" with her...that's just MOM!

(truly, I hate wearing clothes...but the Kwiki Mart really hates it when I don't...my boss too. So I suffer in silence (sigh) )

That is so funny -- my dear Hubby is also quite comfy strollin' around the house (and any place else where he wouldn't get arrested immediately too for that matter) nekkid. Oddly; me -- not so much. I get cold easy.

 

[rosiep]

Jeesh Viki, leave your card at the door!


Trust me, are you alone tonight? If so make a Midtown Manhatten straight up, head to Blockbuster and rent Birdcage! You need the laugh!

"I've got girls, dont you have any girls?"

You know, I used to feel that way too until I found out that Alexander the Great was a f@g. Talk about gays in the military!

One of my all time favorite movie lines....I say it all the time.

 

[Kevin&Randall]

I don't monitor the boards for a few days and come back to chaos!

There is a thread with my name on it, people are running with scissors... but the good part is we are drinking manhattans, we're naked and popping Pirin!

So chaos might be good. I'll go pour myself another beverage.

We made the Le Cellier Cheddar Cheese soup today. MMMMMM

Randall

 

[rosiep]

I don't monitor the boards for a few days and come back to chaos!

There is a thread with my name on it, people are running with scissors... but the good part is we are drinking manhattans, we're naked and popping Pirin!

So chaos might be good. I'll go pour myself another beverage.

We made the Le Cellier Cheddar Cheese soup today. MMMMMM

Randall

As long as you're not running with scissors while naked......oooooooooh the consequences!!!!!