Keeping attractions open while "undergoing changes"

[MikeTaylor]

Expedition Everest: Yeti winning the ultimate game of red light/green light; adds a strobe effect
Carousel of Progress: Dad "needs a hand" for the all the "jitter bug" performances
Tres Caballeros: animatronics bibbidi-bobbidi-booed into cardboard cut-outs
Jungle Cruise: Trader Sam goes on vacation, said he was going to Hilton "Head"

That's all the creativity I have for a Wednesday afternoon. It's your turn.
...and go...

 

[DL1WDW2]

Splash Mountain: Scientists just discovered it was situated on a volcano just waiting to erupt

The Redhead in Pirates singing Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more no more!

Somebody at Disney might just have a heart smaller than the Grinch and it’s not Mr Walt.... but castmembers know the words.

An unprecedented event becomes bigger than the Titanic but our heart goes on...here now wherever we are...

 

[DL1WDW2]

Universal sings a Frozen tune to Disney behind the door....
Knock knockity knock knock
”Do you want to build a theme park.... it doesn’t has to be a theme park it can just be an attraction...
OK bye”

 

[DL1WDW2]

LEGO becomes the unofficial sponsor of the new HARMONIUS
they provided all the pieces to build and Disney couldn’t afford to pay.
Hot Wheels also interested if all else fails.

 

[samsteele]

Creations Shop in Epcot becomes new site of Orlando's Holy Land Experience.

Gatorland partners up with the Skyliner to introduce its Screamin' Gator Zipline as a premium exclusive after hours event.