Ugh! So we got the couch and it's a nice one. And KC and DS14 moved out the old one (ain't it great to have sons that are old enough now to help with the heavy lifting?). So DS12 and I started cleaning out from where the couch had been. It's amazing what mess collects. And then we decided we needed a new vacuum cleaner. I didn't think we did but, as usual, KC was right. And he knew just the right words to say to get me to go along -- "wanna go get a Costco membership"? We just had a new Costco open around the corner from our house. So we're there and they have lots of stations where there are free samples. One of them is salmon cooked with just some seasoning salt. Well, that's easy...even Hypermommy can cook that. So we picked up some salmon. And then I cooked it last night. Now why do I say all of this that's not related to the trip? Becuase I wanted you to know that I didn't mean to neglect the TR for almost 18 hours when I promised I'd be right back. (hush, purplepeg!

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So where were we? Oh yeah... eating breakfast and watching the seagulls and how much they love Topsiders. Okay, so I got some breakfast and took it out to Deck 9's Goofy pool area where I shared it with KC and DS12. Good thing I got lots of bacon but I guess by now I know my menfolk. And then it's off to
Castaway Cay!
As we got off the ship we decided to walk to the main section of the island in the hopes of seeing Capt. Jack Sparrow. Alas, no luck. But I did snap a picture of KC and DS12 with the Dutchman in the background. It'd be one of the last pictures I was able to get of them that day with something akin to a smile on their faces.
Then we were on the island proper. Seeing this sign is great!
And I got a photo of DS12 at the Scuttle's Cove sign becuase the plan was that this is where he'd go after we finished parasailing.
Of course, the best laid plans...... right?
And we got this cool picture. I love how the shark hooked the humans with a hot dog!
We bought some postcards to mail back to family and ourselves and then took the tram back over to the post office to mail them. Sent one to ourselves that said "Hey you. Bet you wish you were here." Ain't that the truth!!!!
And the island wasn't totally characterless. Got a pic of us with C&D at the post office.
At that point we had just a bit of time to kill before our parasailing. The meeting point was at Marge's Barges which is just about across from the post office. We checked in for parasailing and they had a little waiting area for us until the boat was ready for us. There were about 20 of us or so but they split us up until there were about 10 of us in each boat. I had been debating all week whether or not I should take my digital camera or just use the waterproof one. In the end I decided to take the digital and boy was I glad that I did. We got in the first boat with Mike and Ken. They had reggea (sp?) music playing and the ride out to where we'd go sailing was fast and fun. Ken was sweet enough to take pictures of DS12 and I as we parasailed and I think they came out marvelous!!!
Everyone had said how peaceful it is when you're parasailing. It was. It was really cool. Of course, I kept worrying about how high up we were in case we were to fall. It was really getting to me. I never knew I had such a problem with heights, but I guess it was something about being that high up and just tied on with a few ropes and hoping that the harnesses would hold me and stuff like that. I even said something to DS12 about if he were to fall to make sure he crossed his ankles and stuff. It really weighed on my mind. Wish I could have gotten past the height becuase it really was a cool experience. But as you can see in those last couple of pictures, Ken told us to stick out our arms for a good picture and we did, but I just couldn't leave my arms out. I had to be hanging on to something. Don't know what I thought I could do if the harness broke. It's not like I could actually hang on for a long time -- I just don't have that kind of strength. It's like when the boys were younger and we'd go on roller coasters and I had to have my hands on their legs in case they slipped out of the restraint. Did I actually think I was going to be able to hang on to them? I know... doesn't make much sense does it? Welcome to the worrywart world. Whenever I get to worrying like this KC always tells me to worry about an asteroid out in space that's going to hit the earth someday because at least I might as well be worrying about something reasonable.
But it was a fantastic experience!
From this point our Castaway Cay experience started to go downhill. KC and I were snitting at each other after the parasailing ride. I don't even remember now what it was about. You couples out there that have been married a while ... you know how it is. Every now and again you hit a patch where you're just not happy with each other. And later on the reason (if you can even remember it) is so stupid. Well, that's how it was with us. I don't remember what we were snitting about but we were.
And then there's the incident with DS12 and his wallet and shirt. I won't go into great detail because KC has covered that quite thoroughly. But it was sure aggravating. KC kept telling DS12 to go back and look for it. And this was after I'd been with him at least a half hour (or at least that's what it felt like) looking up and down the beach for it. I knew we weren't going to find it and it seemed rather pointless to tell him to go look again. And all the while I knew that we were running out of time for Serenity Bay. Which is what I really, really wanted to do. And I was getting frustrated with the fact that we weren't going to get to do that.
Now, looking back on it, I figure this alone -- the fact that I didn't get to go to Serenity Bay -- is reason enough to get on a cruise again. So I'm telling KC right here and now in front of everyone that we absolutely have to figure out a way to get on another cruise. A 3 day is fine with me becuase the only place I want to go is SB. And next time there will be no excursions booked for me (even though I was greatly looking forward to the ones we had)... nothing but SB. All day. Until they make me leave!
But okay, so there's all the stuff with DS12 and his wallet and getting on and off the ship for KC. Meanwhile, DS14 has finished his excursion and met us at Cookie's for lunch. Poor thing... he saw how KC and DS12 were getting angrier and angrier at each other and how upset I was at missing SB. He tried to come up with a solution. He's such a good boy. But nothing worked. He wanted to go to the teen beach and I told him to go ahead and have fun but to be at the banana boat place at 2:30 (becuase our ride was at 3:30 -- I figured this would give him a bit of time in case he was late).
So now here I am alone at Cookies, in a bad mood, plans for Serenity Bay ruined. Well, I might as well get some pictures for the scrapbook. I really loved how the restrooms were labelled.
And I had to get a picture of Mt. Rustmore
And look where I found myself
Yes, I believe I will have a Conch Cooler. Of course, I know that I'm out in the sun so I made a rule. For each Conch Cooler ordered, I'd have to get 2 cups of water and drink them first. Boy, you ain't never seen water disappear quicker in your life. But I walked around and shopped and enjoyed my Conch Coolers and eventually caught back up with KC. Eventually I was able to talk him into letting DS12 off the boat to enjoy the banana boat ride. I know I shouldn't do that. I really do try to let him handle the discipline of the kids becuase I know that I'm the original Marshmallow Mom (soft as a marshmallow when it comes to discipline). But this would be my baby's only chance to be on Castaway Cay and ride the banana boat. So off KC goes to get him.
We met up and checked in for the banana boat ride. Where's DS14? Late again, of course. We got ourselves all checked in and were actually boarding the boat when he came running up waving his hands. I let the boat folks know that he was with us and they got him in a lifejacket and on the banana boat. He apologized to me and said that folks on the teen beach kept telling him it was 2:30. Now I know I've said this before but GET A WATCH in case you want members of your party to meet you at particular times.
So here we are on the banana boat. How to describe this. Well, you ever seen that mechanical bull that was so popular back in the 80s? Think of that but on water. It was actually a lot of fun! Until the point where I looked off to my left and saw a tsunami heading towards me. The next thing I know, I'm in the middle of the water along with about four or five other folks and the boat's still moving without us on it. That's about when my mind thought about sharks. Okay, so now I'm ready to walk on water or something. I pull my legs up -- I don't know why -- to give the shark a better bite at the rump roast, I guess. Fortunately, both of my boys are still on the raft so I don't have to worry about that. Now I have to figure out how I'm going to get back on this raft myself. No I don't... one of the operators is pulling people up by the lifejacket. Poor guy doesn't know what he's gotten himself into with me. He managed to get me up and almost fell off the other side doing so becuase he had to give such a mighty heave-ho. But here I am back on the boat and now I'm scared of falling off becuase I can't quit thinking about sharks. I'm ready to be back at shore. It was a lot of fun and if I were younger I'd definitely do it again. But I think I'll do without it next time. Remember, I'm going to be at Serenity Bay all day... until they kick me off the island.
So back to the ship we go. We had a bit of time to kill before dinner which was at Parrot Cay. DS14 was late again (big surprise) and boy you should see how sunburned his back is. No other part of him... just his back. I gotta teach that boy how to ask some pretty girl to put sunscreen on his back. Hey, it's legitimate ... he needs the sunscreen back there. You'd think a boy would think of this kind of thing on his own.
After dinner it was time to pack. KC was absolutely WONDERFUL in how he helped me pack. He really is a marvelous person. The sons came into the room a time or two but they were properly scared off when I told them if I saw them again they'd help pack.
Of course we went to Guest Services and got luggage tags in all varieties so we'd have one of each character for scrapbooking purposes. And we went to Shutters and picked out pictures. We ended up getting five 8x10s. There were a lot of other ones I would have wanted if we had unlimited funds, but with the price of these we kept it just at the 5.
Later that night I was wandering around and saw the "Till We Meet Again" show. I thought it was really cute how Goofy tried to hide in front of the Mariner Mickey statue because he didn't want to go to bed. And I loved how Stitch scampered up the stairway on all fours. It's a really cute show and you should definitely try to catch it.
Later on we tried to turn in the pager for DS12 (which went off once during the course of the week because he wanted me to join him for a video game during open house) but we couldn't because he was still checked in. Oh well... I got a free Disney Sea Institute (children's program) t-shirt because I noticed them laying over there and asked if he got one. I was honest -- I told them that he hadn't participated in the program. They said I could have one anyway and far be it from me to turn down a freebie Disney anything!
We went shopping a bit more and got a frame for my mother in law. Her birthday was the Sunday after we get back so we figured a framed picture of us in our semi-formal wear would be a good present. I thought about getting a
DCL frame of my own but then I realized that when she passes away I'll get this one back so I can wait a while and save a bit of money (I'm so bad, aren't I?).
We spent some time chatting with some DISsers (I really enjoyed doing this all week!) and then went back at midnight to turn in the pager. Turns out DS12 had already checked himself out so we were able to turn it in this time. Whew! That's done. Time for bed.
About 2:30 in the morning I woke up and realized KC wasn't in the room. I went looking for him and found him in Quartermasters trying to spend down some of what was left on those cards. I left him there and went back to bed.
Next up from me.... Debarkation Day - A Sad Morning