BedKnobbery2
<font color=blue>Saucy Pants!<br><font color=red>W
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My Uncle sent these to me this morning. Some of them really made me laugh! I can't wait to share them with my boys, they'll love 'em! I know some of them have been posted here already, but saw a couple I haven't seen before! Enjoy!
1. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
2. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it.
3. How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it
4. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam.
5. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
6. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
7. What do you call cheese that isn't yours. Nacho cheese.
8. What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clause.
9. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
11. What lies a the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
12. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
13. Why do gorillas have large nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
14. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
15. What's the difference between Harley and a Hoover? The location of the dirt bag. (FWIW...don't agree with this one, I know plenty of non-dirt bag Harley drivers! LOL)
16. Why did Pilgrims' pants always fell down? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
17. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes whack! Dang! A bad skydiver goes dang! Whack!
1. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
2. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it.
3. How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it
4. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam.
5. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
6. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
7. What do you call cheese that isn't yours. Nacho cheese.
8. What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clause.
9. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
11. What lies a the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
12. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
13. Why do gorillas have large nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
14. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
15. What's the difference between Harley and a Hoover? The location of the dirt bag. (FWIW...don't agree with this one, I know plenty of non-dirt bag Harley drivers! LOL)
16. Why did Pilgrims' pants always fell down? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
17. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes whack! Dang! A bad skydiver goes dang! Whack!
