I’m not calling you a liar.
I’ve been Easter 2013-2017 and I’ve never waited less than 15 minutes for any ride, including when I used my FP+ it took more than 15 minutes to get to the ride.
In fact I don’t think it’s possible to wait less than 15 minutes for almost any ride except before 9 AM or during 12-2 evening EMH.
We waited 45 minutes for the freaking magic carpets at 10:00 AM.
We waited 50 minutes for Living With The Land at 11:00 AM.
I waited 30 minutes for Winnie the Pooh at 11:00 PM
Philharmagic, Country Bears, Carrousel if Progress, and the Laugh Floor are 15+ minute shows, so it’s literally impossible to wait less than 15 minutes for those unless you stumble in right when they’re filling the theatre. But maybe you skipped those.
My experience has been the same year after year. Wall-to-wall people on Main Street and the hub all day from 11:00 AM to after the fireworks. But you didn’t ever feel it was crowded. Seems strange to me.
OP, trust me more than the other poster. I’m not saying he’s a liar..... but use your brain on this one. Second busiest week of the year and never waiting more than 15 minutes? Think about it.....