Just had to share this

[Enchanted Tiki Bird]

That is hilarious!!! So much better than the pathetic brag letters that I get.

 

[*Fantasia*]

I normally enjoy Christmas letters - but that's WAAAY too much information!

Oh my...

 

[Disney Doll]

Tacky and classless.

Sorry, I know she's your friend...

 

[poohandwendy]

Wow, definitely something reserved for very, very close friends and definitely not via written correspondence, IMO.

Glad to hear she is enjoying herself. That really steals the thunder from the rest of the "And guess where we spent our fabulous vacation" brag letters. LOL, too funny

 

[RitaZ.]

So, does that qualify as a "bragging" letter?

Yeah, I'd say it does!

Too much information running through my brain
Too much information driving me insane...

 

[MoniqueU]

Wow, that is the funniest one I have ever read. There really is no response to that I can come up with.

 

[mom*to*2*princesses]

My friends, what we have here is the classic...


overshare.

OMG!

 

[rie'smom]

Well at least you know she's enjoying life!!

 

[RNMOM]

I'm glad you all find it as..amazing..as I do. And as funny.

 

[DawnA401]

Can I get on her Christmas Card list. Sounds like better reading than the cards I have gotten so far!

 

[mamajoan]

Well she sounds as if she certainly will be Merry this Christmas!

 

[Glendamax]

"Last winter I decided to try and get in shape.......The stamina came in very handy this year as I decided to cease the 11 years of celibacy I had indulged myself with. I got "hooked-up" by my sister * with a very nice guy who joined me in taking his job title of "plumber" to whole new levels. With the increased exertion, I came to appreciate all the hours I had put into working out! I was happy to hear from him that my years of inactivity hadn't detracted from my abilities in any way."

OH MAN!!!!! Why can't I get Christmas letters like this?!!!!
I bet that she had 2 versions of the letter, and you got the better/steamy one!

 

[Vallie]

omg that is sooooooo funny but good for her! obviously she'll be having a very merry christmas

the plumber comment.. omgggg lol

 

[KerriSue]

I would love to read the rest of the letter

 

[Freyja]

So, does that qualify as a "bragging" letter?

Well then it´s definately one of the entertaining bragging letters.

 

[MsDisney23]

So she got her pipes plunged by the plumber and just wanted you to know that found a good plumber.....

 

[LindsayDunn228]

Wow! Kind of gives a whole new meaning to finding yourself again!

Off topic, but I LOOOOOOOVE your cats!!

 

[Mermaid02]

I thought you all might be as surprised by this as I was...this is word for word from an old friend's letter. She is famous for her very witty letters each year in her Christmas cards but this was, uh, surprising.

"Last winter I decided to try and get in shape.......The stamina came in very handy this year as I decided to cease the 11 years of celibacy I had indulged myself with. I got "hooked-up" by my sister * with a very nice guy who joined me in taking his job title of "plumber" to whole new levels. With the increased exertion, I came to appreciate all the hours I had put into working out! I was happy to hear from him that my years of inactivity hadn't detracted from my abilities in any way."

It goes on from there. My reaction...

Yuck. She'd be off my Christmas Card list from now on.

 

[Mermaid02]

And let's hope you don't hear from her at Valentine's Day.

 

[manning]

Surprised she had the energy to write the letter.