Just had to share this

[horseshowmom]

Apparently, having sex really will make you go crazy (as the old saying used to go). It also seems to lead you to send out very strange letters!

 

[Pam]

CRAP ON A CRACKER!!

 

[Lizzy2]

Now that's the letter that I'd be sending out to all my beloved aunts,uncles, cousins, and MY MOTHER!!!

NOT!! Oh my goodness!! Merry Christmas to her!

 

[PaulaSue]

I thought you all might be as surprised by this as I was...this is word for word from an old friend's letter. She is famous for her very witty letters each year in her Christmas cards but this was, uh, surprising.

"Last winter I decided to try and get in shape.......The stamina came in very handy this year as I decided to cease the 11 years of celibacy I had indulged myself with. I got "hooked-up" by my sister * with a very nice guy who joined me in taking his job title of "plumber" to whole new levels. With the increased exertion, I came to appreciate all the hours I had put into working out! I was happy to hear from him that my years of inactivity hadn't detracted from my abilities in any way."

It goes on from there. My reaction...

It's time to take her off your card list and HOPEFULLY she will do the same.

 

[Buckalew11]

*thud*

 

[irishbosoxfan]

I love it! I could never imagine having the hutzpah needed to write such a note much less send it out but good for her!!
Wow! You should write back and let her know that she should think about becoming a writer that her books would sell like hotcakes!!
I guess I can understand her joy over her new activities,heck it was "something to write home about" and not a lot of people can say that!!