Just had to share this

[RNMOM]

I thought you all might be as surprised by this as I was...this is word for word from an old friend's letter. She is famous for her very witty letters each year in her Christmas cards but this was, uh, surprising.

"Last winter I decided to try and get in shape.......The stamina came in very handy this year as I decided to cease the 11 years of celibacy I had indulged myself with. I got "hooked-up" by my sister * with a very nice guy who joined me in taking his job title of "plumber" to whole new levels. With the increased exertion, I came to appreciate all the hours I had put into working out! I was happy to hear from him that my years of inactivity hadn't detracted from my abilities in any way."

It goes on from there. My reaction...

 

[binny]

wow... I'm... speechless.....

 

[Melissa M]

IIt goes on from there. My reaction...

That was my reaction too! TMI! I guess after going 11 years without, she was excited to share her news.

 

[disykat]

I normally enjoy Christmas letters - but that's WAAAY too much information!

 

[kdibattista]

Wow

 

[anewvance]

Goodness Gracious!!! WoW!

 

[hentob]

I just screamed!



OMG!

 

[Ranatra]

I wonder how many people she shared that with!

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

I can't think of any day of the year that would be appropriate to share.

 

[Sonya]

TMI

Well at least you don't have to worry about her health anymore.

 

[Evil Genius]

You actually made me snort!!!

 

[The Mayor]

Holy crap...if I went 11 years without "it" and then struck it rich, I'd get a billboard

 

[MI mom of 3]

OMG!!!!

 

[munchkin bunchkin]

Wow! Kind of gives a whole new meaning to finding yourself again!

 

[EthansMom]

So, does that qualify as a "bragging" letter?

 

[Mom21]

Well I haven't had "it" in almost 6 years. If I ever do finally get it, I certainly won't share it with IRL people. Ok I promise to come back and share it with my internet family if you really care.............

 

[dmslush]

You should send her a congratulations card!!!

 

[dizneenut]

WOW!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

You should send her a congratulations card!!!

Or maybe a sympathy card. Tell her to try not to make eye contact quite as often.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

That is so hilarious!

I can see a few of my friends sending out something intentionally funny like that. What a kick in the pants!