Just for Fun - "Disney's DVC Inferno"

[dianeschlicht]

All of those folks who stay in GVs and let their kids bounce super balls on the hard wood floors at 5 AM EVERY morning, should be locked into a Mission Space car and made to ride it in an unending loop for 24 hours! LOL, that goes for the ones who let the kiddies bang the pots and pans on the kitchen floor at the same ungodly hour!

 

[CRSNDSNY]

Those who leave their trash and food trays outside their DVC units will be forced to wash dishes and bus tables at the nearest DVC eatery.

 

[rparmfamily]

I'll play LOL...

---Those who complain about Artist's Pallette shall be forever ordered to eat overpriced chicken nuggets and fries that was made hours ago and has been sitting out under the heat lamps.

--Those who shall not return their "free-rental" DVD's on time will forever not find the movie they are looking for next time they rent.

 

[SleepyatDVC]

Those who smoke in a non-smoking unit will get stuck on Test Track when it breaks down in the "corrosive" test room - every time they ride it for the next 5 years.

Friends and relatives that cancel at the last minute on DVC members without a super duper good reason acceptable to the member which causes the member financial hardship and/or emotional stress shall never be invited again AND be barred from stepping on WDW property for a mandatory 3 years during which time they will be subject to watch,listen to and buy every Disney movie, tv show, music album, and merchandise production under the sun and will hear their children whine and cry constantly about "WHEN CAN WE GO TO DISNEY WORLD AND WHY DO WE NEVER GET TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD?!!!"

 

[CarolA]

People who begin trash talking a DVC resort based on nothing but the press release shall never be allowed to stay there or at any resort except thier home resort forever... (beware all you HH owners who only bought because it was cheap!)

 

[bpmorley]

Hmmm.....

People who use wheelchairs just to get to the front of the line will always get the chair with the screeching wheel and it will be stuck turning left.

 

[roadtripper]

DVC members who park in handicapped spaces without a tag at DVC resorts shall forever be banned from being greeted with a "Welcome Home!" (the worst punishment I could imagine)...CMs who do the same must say "Welcome Home" to everyone they see--every day-- all day long...

 

[keishashadow]

DVC members (or not) who wait until 5 minutes before a parade & try to squeeze in front of other guests to watch said parade;

shall man the broom & pan behind the horses in all parades for the remainder of their stay.

is that up close & personal enough?

 

[simzac]

DVC members who complain about the new sign up program for the next members cruise will be forced to cruise on the SS Minnow instead.

 

[drakethib]

DVC Members who purposely book a premium time such as Christmas for the sole reason that they can rent out the reservation to a non DVC Member at a high rate and claim that they are not a "commercial renter" and only doing so to cover there MF's should have their DVC membership revoked and should be banned from any country that has a Disney Theme park or Disney lodging.

 

[JimC]

Thanks for the laughs - there must be a few more out there!

Surely someone has one for the "commercial renters"?

How about Disney will apply a three year points tax on all commercial renters. The three years of points taken from each commercial renter shall be donated to Make-A-Wish Foundation.

 

[JimC]

DVC members (or not) who wait until 5 minutes before a parade & try to squeeze in front of other guests to watch said parade;

shall man the broom & pan behind the horses in all parades for the remainder of their stay.

is that up close & personal enough?

Not harsh enough.....let them muck the stalls for a week without the pitchfork or scoop.

 

[corinnak]

Those who say that Saratoga Springs has "no theme" and is "not on-site" will spend eternity in a randomly selected Florida Motel 6.

Those who pool hop (especially to WL, BW or SSR) without the proper DVC qualifications will spend eternity looking for a pool chair or lounge without a towel on it, but never finding one? And maybe something else.....while growing ever more sunburned, just for good measure!