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Here's the next installment...
{Warning - this section of my report includes some negative thoughts about USF and IOA - if you are a big fan proceed with caution...}
A few of my friends are talking about taking a trip over to the dark side... sorry USF and IOA so I thought I'd kick off with my thoughts on these parks...
When we travelled to Florida when I was a kid USF was a must-do; Back to the Future, Jaws and Earthquake rated high on the list - although my personal favour was Murder She Wrote - altogether now "No, absolutely not!"
{Ahem! Does anyone else remmeber this attraction or is it just me... maybe I dreamt it...}
I also have fond memories of the Psycho house and being scared to death in the 3D film of The Birds...
But alas this is no trip down memory lane... 18 months ago we dragged our extended family - including 3 newbies - to USF and IOA... and were very dissapointed, the atmosphere at USF is... well there isn't one! It's like a ghost town, I half expected to see tumbleweed rolling down the street. And although the theming at IOA is much much better (they must have headhunted some Disney people to make that park) the rides are mostly of the thrill variety... well they were in November when they seem to close most of the tame stuff... We were so dissapointed that in our November 06 trip we didn't even bother buying a ticket to the park!
But back to this trip, it's May so everything should be open and heck we have 21 days to fill, so we splash out on an annual power pass (not planning on visiting that often but it worked out the same price as a 2 day park hopper!) when I say splash out I think it was $160 - for both of us - with our exchange rate, that's cheap enough to give it a second chance.
We've heard that staying on site gets you front of line access to the rides - but hey we don't want to splash out that much cash and it's only a 20 minute drive from our villa so we'll just drive thank you very much.
The going rate for parking is $10 - but of course universal charges $11
The first park we hit was USF. We arrived at about 9.15 and headed over to Men in Black - now we both LOVE this attraction - but it makes DH sick - and this trip the motion sickness is getting to him on tame attractions - so we walk on, and after one go he's green! Over to Jaws to cool down... annoyingly this is one of the attractions they close in the low season so it's good to do it again.
From here we head to Shrek - and there's a line - 30 minute wait perhaps? Of course people come here first so it's bound to fill up... and we would usually get a "fastpass" {what on earth is it called here??} but of course they are no longer available unless you shell out more cash

so into the line we go... it's hot and stuffy - they're saving energy by not switching on the fans just yet... I start to grumble... which isn't a good sign! Luckily the attraction makes up for the wait! It's got to be one of the best 3D - sorry 4D - attractions around. Besides Terminator of course - which we "ride" next - the good thing about this attraction is that the show time is posted - so you wonder in a couple of minutes before and there is no wait.
By now we're hungry so we eat our packed lunch - food here is expensive and not that great.
We head over to the animal actors show - which is cute - and ride ET - there's a line again but I think this is still worth a little wait.
It's early afternoon and we've had enough... there are still rides to do but the waits are all at least 30 minutes... and we just refuse to stand in them.
We are big TGM fans and since we discovered him we don't wait in lines for more than 15-20 minutes at Disney - so maybe we've been spoiled - but I take offence at Universal charging for the fastpass privilege... it's almost like they make the queue areas so uncomfortable that you think what the heck and buy a fastpass... but not us... we leave. I think the only thing we bought all day was an over priced soda!
The next day we head to IOA - shelling out another 11 bucks and arriving at park gates about 9.15. We head straight to Spiderman. The wait time says 10 minutes so we head inside. Once in the line we notice that there are no ride attendants... as the cars pull up a family look around and then go and sit in the front row of a car... and we follow and sit in the row behind... but no one follows us - so the doors shut on a half empty car and we pull off...

When we exit the ride a few minutes later the wait time is posted as 40 minutes???!!! It's a ploy it has to be... save money on ride attendants which in turn makes the queues massive, which in turn makes people pay for fastpasses... it's a huge money making conspiracy!
From here we walk around the park - through toontown into jurrasic park then onto the Lost Continent... yup we haven't ridden anything... we don't like thrill coasters, or massive log flumes... or kids rides...
In the LC we decide to check out the attraction about the gods {ride title slips my mind} it's a walking tour and is much better than I remembered - I actually enjoyed it...
From here we go through Cat in the Hat land and that's it... we've circumnavigated the park in about 2 hours and seen 2 attractions!
Now we knew this would be the case so we're not too put out - there are only two reasons for coming here today - spidey and the Bilge Rat Barges! Knowing full well that we are going to get drowned we head over to Hulk and get two lockers (free for 60 minutes) figuring that should give us enough time to walk there and back and ride at least once, twice if we're lucky.
{As an aside - the MIB lockers are free for 90 minutes... why are Hulk's only for 60 mins? As far as I understand you are not allowed loose articles on this ride - so unless you have non riders you must use a locker - and I've seen wait times much longer than 60 mins... so why should you have to pay to use a facility you are forced to use?? Also more interestingly, if you've locked you loose items - ie wallet - in a locker and you get back late how on earth do you pay to get your stuff out??

Answers on a postcard please

}
Anyway back to the original topic... that was a tip - you can get your stuff soaked on the barges - or you can pay to use the lockers next to the ride - or you can use the Hulk lockers and get an hour free
It takes us about 6 minutes to high tail over to the barges - and the wait time says 10 minutes - great! We can ride at least twice - so we get in line - and we walk - and walk - and walk - the longest queue ever - then we hit the line - and we wait and wait and wait - about 20 minutes! Geez can't they count?? Or at least tell the truth on the wait signs! I can hear them whispering to me "buy a fastpass, buy a fastpass"... it's like a subliminal message being sent by that continuous video loop about how to do up your seat belt that we are forced to watch 64 times...
But finally we're on the ride... with 5 excitable teenage girls, and a family of 4 with two very wary young boys (about 7?) I think they had just done the log flume and were wary of drops...
Now if you have never done this ride before you may think it similar to Kali River Rapids... you would be WRONG! It is longer wilder and WETTER... we rode Kali five times in a row the week before and weren't "wet" until the 5th time - on this ride you are soaked to the bone by the half way point!
If your kids don't like water or loud noises don't make them ride - the screams coming from our boat were enough to push one of the young boys over the edge - even when his dad told him we were only screaming because we were girls

which is true - but hey when you have gallons of cold water dumped on your head what do you expect??
We would love to have ridden again but we only had enough time to hit the bathrooms and wring our clothes out before rushing back to the locker to rescue our bags.
From here we headed to a quiet spot under the Hulk ride next to the river to eat our packed lunch and dry out in the sun - before heading home.
The barges are our favourite ride here - beats Kali hands down and it's not often I say that about a Disney v Universal comparison. We actually went back a week or so later armed with nothing but our park tickets - wearing swim suits under our clothes - just to ride the barges over and over until the line got too big... unfortunately the weather didn't agree and it was a cool day - so after one drowning we couldn't face riding again! We did however brave the log flume... OMG - that's exhilarating... and I think we got just as wet on there too! It was highly amusing walking through the park towards the exit at about 11 am as most people were still entering, looking like we'd fallen in the lake
To sum it all up...
There are some great rides at both of these parks - and if you like thrill rides or have young kids then there is even more to see and do - but DH and I were so annoyed by the inefficiency of the ride loading - leading to long waits that it took the shine off. And the lack of atmosphere at USF is ridiculous - yes it's "themed" around a film studio but it just looks dull... apart from the attractions there isn't really anything to do - you can't just have a nice stroll around enjoying the sights and soaking up the atmosphere.
I know this all sounds really negative - but that's how we felt - and we said we wouldn't come back again... until of course we heard the Harry Potter announcement on the news... so maybe just once more in 2010 to check that out...
Hmm I sense some flames coming... maybe if you have some hints and tips on how I can learn to re-love these parks you could let me know. And if you do have young kids - tweenies or teens - as my friends do - then perhaps you could say whether you think they should take the time to visit.
My next report will be much more positive I promise
{Stay Tuned}