SuiteDisney
<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse, and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail, and our blonde friend was stuck again.
The neighbor then suggested she notch the ear of one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again, our friend couldn't tell them apart.
The neighbor finally suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.
The neighbor then suggested she notch the ear of one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again, our friend couldn't tell them apart.
The neighbor finally suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.
Thanks for all the cute jokes you post ***********. I always email them on to friends.
