Jungle Cruise...do you take it or skip it?

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I think it's best when you get a skipper who doesn't stick with the script, but ad libs generously. I've been to DL more often lately, and there are some great skippers there. The following is just a short example. He was nuts throughout the whole thing.

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(At end of ride) And make sure to take your children with you. If you leave them here, I will take them to It's a Small World, where their shoes will be bolted to the floor. Then they will be forced to sing that hideous song over...and over...and over.

I know...that's how I got here...
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He had everybody

Tim E.
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