Jokes.. specifically knock knock jokes

[Rivergallery]

Does anyone have any Disney jokes?
My kids are really into knock knock jokes. I would love to teach them some for our trip next week.
THANKS!

 

[Rivergallery]

I only found one
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Disney.
Disney who?
I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney!

 

[Kayla's Mom]

You might be able to tweak this one with a Disney character....

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting Cow who -- but before the person gets out the entire sentence, you go "Mooooooooooo!"

Stupid, I know!!!

Could you change out the cow for a Disney character?

 

[prettyprincessbelle]

Speaking of jokes and Disneyland!!!

Next time you and your family go to DLR, play Musical Chairs with Alice and the Mad Hatter at the Coke Corner! If you get out, the Mad Hatter makes you tell a joke! Perfect opportunity to tell a Disney joke!