Joke Contest

[dancergirlsasha]

I loooove that's what she said jokes. All the guys is one of my classes say them, and someone said, oh, he's cute! And my crush was like "That's what she said." I think he sort of got confused about the joke was supposed to be referencing to.

 

[reminisce]

i dont get the 'thats what she said' thing...could someone explain this?

 

[kc5grw]

pahaha
it is pretty funny when you say it at the right time

Kinda like people that run around the house saying "BROWNCHICKENBROWNCOW", "BROWNCHICKENBROWNCOW" all the time. Some people think they're a lot funnier than they really are.

 

[acesupercoolme]

i dont get the 'thats what she said' thing...could someone explain this?

If you're talking to someone, and you say something completely unsexual, and then they say "that's what she said" after you say whatever you said, it becomes sexual. So it's pretty much bringing sex into the conversation. The "she" in that's what she said, is the girl the person said they had sex with.

 

[reminisce]

If you're talking to someone, and you say something completely unsexual, and then they say "that's what she said" after you say whatever you said, it becomes sexual. So it's pretty much bringing sex into the conversation. The "she" in that's what she said, is the girl the person said they had sex with.

oh. thats pathetic. thanks!

 

[Princess victoria]

Kinda like people that run around the house saying "BROWNCHICKENBROWNCOW", "BROWNCHICKENBROWNCOW" all the time. Some people think they're a lot funnier than they really are.

that is a funny joke!

 

[marcybaby]

knock knock
who's there?
lidia
lidia who?
lidia teapot

 

[marcybaby]

why is the sand wet?

answer:- because the sea weed

 

[reminisce]

why is the sand wet?

answer:- because the sea weed

i dont get it.


welcome to the boards, by the way

 

[RaggedyAnnPrincess]

Once there was a man moving to Florida from Illinois. His wife would meet him there the next day. He sent her an e-mail but spelled the address wrong and ended up going to an old lady whos husband recently had passed away. The lady read the message and after fell on the floor dead. The message read
Dearest Wife,
I just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.

 

[marypops!]

why is the sand wet?

answer:- because the sea weed

I thought it was "why did the lobster blush?"

the joke is a play on words as in the noun "seaweed" and the verb "weeing" so the "sea weed"

 

[Packfan25]

Once there was a man moving to Florida from Illinois. His wife would meet him there the next day. He sent her an e-mail but spelled the address wrong and ended up going to an old lady whos husband recently had passed away. The lady read the message and after fell on the floor dead. The message read
Dearest Wife,
I just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.

that one is funny.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

I <3 Jokes. All of mine are super lame though.

The dumbest questions ever asked to Cast Members:
What time is the 3:00 parade?
What time will it stop raining?
Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
Is the wait really 15 minutes, or are you trying to trick us?
How much extra do you get paid for smiling?

What starts with a 'F' and ends in 'UCK'?
FIRETRUCK! (Haha tricked ya!)

What is brown and sticky!
A stick!

Why is Cinderella lousy at soccer?
Because she runs from the ball!

Why does Cinderella's team always lose?
Because they have a pumpkin for a coach.

What do you call Tinkerbell when she doesn't shower?
Stinkerbell.

What did the teacher call Captain Hook when he wasn't at school?
Captain Hook-y.

Why did Snow White stand in front of the Photo Supply Company on Main Street?
Because someday her prints will come!

Why is Snow White a good Judge?
Because she's the 'fairest of them all'.

Laugh your head off. [:

ETA: I heard the Disney ones on the Jungle Cruise so I don't take credit for them. =P

 

[Packfan25]

I <3 Jokes. All of mine are super lame though.

The dumbest questions ever asked to Cast Members:
What time is the 3:00 parade?
What time will it stop raining?
Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
Is the wait really 15 minutes, or are you trying to trick us?
How much extra do you get paid for smiling?

What starts with a 'F' and ends in 'UCK'?
FIRETRUCK! (Haha tricked ya!)

What is brown and sticky!
A stick!

Why is Cinderella lousy at soccer?
Because she runs from the ball!

Why does Cinderella's team always lose?
Because they have a pumpkin for a coach.

What do you call Tinkerbell when she doesn't shower?
Stinkerbell.

What did the teacher call Captain Hook when he wasn't at school?
Captain Hook-y.

Why did Snow White stand in front of the Photo Supply Company on Main Street?
Because someday her prints will come!

Why is Snow White a good Judge?
Because she's the 'fairest of them all'.

Laugh your head off. [:

The 'what time is the 3:00 parade?' is pretty funny. Some of the other ones are too.

 

[joepic]

hahaha these are good jokes!

 

[DramaGirl]

Wow these are great..
Umm this isn't really a joke, but I thought it was funny...
I found it in my friends aim profile:

I dream of a future where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

 

[acesupercoolme]

I <3 Jokes. All of mine are super lame though.

The dumbest questions ever asked to Cast Members:
What time is the 3:00 parade?
What time will it stop raining?
Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
Is the wait really 15 minutes, or are you trying to trick us?
How much extra do you get paid for smiling?

What starts with a 'F' and ends in 'UCK'?
FIRETRUCK! (Haha tricked ya!)

What is brown and sticky!
A stick!

Why is Cinderella lousy at soccer?
Because she runs from the ball!

Why does Cinderella's team always lose?
Because they have a pumpkin for a coach.

What do you call Tinkerbell when she doesn't shower?
Stinkerbell.

What did the teacher call Captain Hook when he wasn't at school?
Captain Hook-y.

Why did Snow White stand in front of the Photo Supply Company on Main Street?
Because someday her prints will come!

Why is Snow White a good Judge?
Because she's the 'fairest of them all'.

Laugh your head off. [:

ETA: I heard the Disney ones on the Jungle Cruise so I don't take credit for them. =P

I could have gotten suspended because someone said that to me.. and the principal was standing behind me when I said what I thought it was... BUT!
I didn't get suspended, because she heard the joke and started laughing.

 

[disneychick2721]

This isn't really a joke but w/e.
I saw it on some website.

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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[Pirate Me]

xD

 

[Boomer1]

what did the hillbilly call a deer with no eyes?
no ideer

call me lame but i love that one

second one which really isnt a joke:

see if u can read the following text without making a mistake
the average person cant
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the Third word from every line