Joke Contest

[reminisce]

i dont have any good jokes, but for all of you who do, POST 'EM!

by the end of the month, pm me who you think should get 1st, 2nd, and 3rd for best joke, and ill post the results.

let's get crackin'

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Why did the squirrel cross the road..



CAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE BACK OF THE CHICKEN!

 

[disney100666]

Why did the earth cross the street?

Cuz there was a hot Jupiter on the other side!

xD

[If I win all credit goes to Frankie Jonas]

 

[Disneylover 2]

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke

 

[Disneylover 2]

Why do you go to bed?

Because the bed wpn't come to you.

 

[Disneylover 2]

Why did the chiken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide...

 

[joepic]

Why did the Energizer bunny get locked in the bathroom?

Because he kept going... and going... and going....

 

[Princess victoria]

What did the farmer say when he walked into his barn and saw a brown cow and a brown chicken?



BROWNCHICKENBROWNCOW!!!



I love that joke

 

[Cinderellaluver]

Knock Knock
Who's there
On you I ph
On you I ph who
Your disgusting

 

[VolleyballQt07]

Knock Knock
Who's There
Imma Ya
Imma a Ya Who
Haha

 

[Princess victoria]

Why did the hornet go to music school?


Because he wanted to be a STINGER/Songwriter

 

[BabyPiglet]

Why did the Energizer bunny get locked in the bathroom?

Because he kept going... and going... and going....

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

What did the farmer say when he walked into his barn and saw a brown cow and a brown chicken?



BROWNCHICKENBROWNCOW!!!



I love that joke

She wins
hands down.
Thats great.
Ive never heard that before.
She gets my vote.



Okay my joke :

So Jonas Brothers and Queen were the 2 nominees for "best music EVER" award... and then the Jonas Brothers win

okay no thats just harsh,

heres my joke :

Brenda said to her son, "It's not true that I wanted a daughter instead of you. Now shut up and put on your training bra!"



I just got an idea.

 

[Princess victoria]

She wins
hands down.
Thats great.
Ive never heard that before.
She gets my vote.

hehe
i got that from my friend at lunch one day
i thought it was pretty hilarious

 

[joepic]

What did the farmer say when he walked into his barn and saw a brown cow and a brown chicken?



BROWNCHICKENBROWNCOW!!!



I love that joke

uhhhhhhh

I don't get it.

 

[Princess victoria]

uhhhhhhh

I don't get it.

it's like bowchickawowwow

but its brownchickenbrowncow

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

uhhhhhhh

I don't get it.

Bow Chicka bow wow?

 

[VolleyballQt07]

NVM......I'm still confused......

 

[joepic]

oooooooh...

I never would have thought of that.

It doesn't sound anything like it, to be honest.

 

[Princess victoria]

I don't get it.....

Bow Chicka bow wow wow....

brown chicken brown cow....