plgrn
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First let me introduce myself and then I'll proceed to introduce my arch-nemesis!
I'm Jennifer a 24 year old, 118 pound, 5'2" Southern gal who is trying for the first time in her life to take up running! My opponent in this battle (besides my own laziness of course) would be my genetic heritage. Anybody seen the movie "Twins" with Arnold Schwartzeneggar and Danny Devito? I feel like Danny when he discovers that he received all the genetic "crap that was left-over"
Here are my goals
1. To run a 5K (I can jog about 90 seconds right now)
2. To become flexible enough to do Yoga and Pilates correctly (at the moment, I look like a 90 year old trying to do the moves, and we are not talking about Jack LaLane!)
3. Be strong enough to open the pickle jar, etc. without begging DH for help!
4. Prevent the enourmous weight gain that haunts EVERY member of my family beginning at middle age
In no particular order, here are the demons I must face.
1. Family history and personal past history of inflexibility. My father cannot ride a horse without being in pain. As for myself....not much better. Sitting Indian style like many of you do just to watch TV hurts me!
2. My father, now 47, was diagnosed with osteoarthritis in the hips and knees at age 45 and had suffered for a while before being diagnosed. He will need hip replacements in a few years, and guess what? I share his inflexibility and "duck walk."
3. Family History of obesity. We're talking EVERYONE....Ok...I exaggerated. There are two exceptions. #1 My cousin who had gastric bypass and now puts nothing in her mouth except for hot tea that she carrys around in a thermos all day. She looks like a corpse and her hair is falling out. #2 Her daughter who is anorexic and in not much better shape. Everyone else is a minimum of 20 pounds overweight at best. Most of them are in the 50-100 pound overweight range.
4. Family history and personal past history of NO ATHLETIC ABILITY. I played the bench in high school volleyball, and my parents never got into organized sports. We are readers, creative writers, crossword puzzle do-ers, heavy drinkers, and public speakers. Exercise? What is that
Thanks in advance for your support! I'm looking forward to journaling on here frequently even if nobody reads it but me. I've got to kick that DNA in the butt!
I'm Jennifer a 24 year old, 118 pound, 5'2" Southern gal who is trying for the first time in her life to take up running! My opponent in this battle (besides my own laziness of course) would be my genetic heritage. Anybody seen the movie "Twins" with Arnold Schwartzeneggar and Danny Devito? I feel like Danny when he discovers that he received all the genetic "crap that was left-over"

Here are my goals
1. To run a 5K (I can jog about 90 seconds right now)
2. To become flexible enough to do Yoga and Pilates correctly (at the moment, I look like a 90 year old trying to do the moves, and we are not talking about Jack LaLane!)
3. Be strong enough to open the pickle jar, etc. without begging DH for help!
4. Prevent the enourmous weight gain that haunts EVERY member of my family beginning at middle age
In no particular order, here are the demons I must face.
1. Family history and personal past history of inflexibility. My father cannot ride a horse without being in pain. As for myself....not much better. Sitting Indian style like many of you do just to watch TV hurts me!
2. My father, now 47, was diagnosed with osteoarthritis in the hips and knees at age 45 and had suffered for a while before being diagnosed. He will need hip replacements in a few years, and guess what? I share his inflexibility and "duck walk."

3. Family History of obesity. We're talking EVERYONE....Ok...I exaggerated. There are two exceptions. #1 My cousin who had gastric bypass and now puts nothing in her mouth except for hot tea that she carrys around in a thermos all day. She looks like a corpse and her hair is falling out. #2 Her daughter who is anorexic and in not much better shape. Everyone else is a minimum of 20 pounds overweight at best. Most of them are in the 50-100 pound overweight range.
4. Family history and personal past history of NO ATHLETIC ABILITY. I played the bench in high school volleyball, and my parents never got into organized sports. We are readers, creative writers, crossword puzzle do-ers, heavy drinkers, and public speakers. Exercise? What is that

Thanks in advance for your support! I'm looking forward to journaling on here frequently even if nobody reads it but me. I've got to kick that DNA in the butt!
