OrlandoMike
<font color=red>all I can say is beer hurts when i
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I'm running errands today and hit Sears first, go to leave and BEEP BEEP BEEP.
Nobody seems to notice, and since I haven't shoplifted I go on my merry way.
Target, same thing BEEP BEEP BEEP.....Security comes over and goes over my receipt and items, everything seems to be in order, so off I go.
Home Depot, this time I beep going INTO the garden department!
Thank God my gal pal was working....
"Honey, do you have anything new on?"
"Sweetie, take a look at me, does it look like anything is new?"
She gets out her magic wand and my rear end starts beeping!
Seems Santa forgot to take out, or deactivate, the anti theft device on my new wallet!
Made for an interisting afternoon that's for sure!
Nobody seems to notice, and since I haven't shoplifted I go on my merry way.
Target, same thing BEEP BEEP BEEP.....Security comes over and goes over my receipt and items, everything seems to be in order, so off I go.
Home Depot, this time I beep going INTO the garden department!
Thank God my gal pal was working....
"Honey, do you have anything new on?"
"Sweetie, take a look at me, does it look like anything is new?"
She gets out her magic wand and my rear end starts beeping!
Seems Santa forgot to take out, or deactivate, the anti theft device on my new wallet!
Made for an interisting afternoon that's for sure!
OOhhh ... There is so many thing I want to say here... 
