it's time to write a dis halloween story!

Johnny Depp (who was thought to be so hot that he was immortalized!! :rotfl2: )

The movie started it's shooting on halloween night, and the set was rumored to be a real haunted house. When Johnny Depp who was playing John (funny that they have the same name- :rotfl2: ) stepped into the house.........
 
he got took over by johny's spirit(because this was the house he ate that diner that caught him) that romes the earth and got turned into a bloody turkey and tried to get back at people so he
 
Disney escaped he hopped out of his director chair ran and all of a suddden his face turned bloody and his clothes changed into a TURKEY COSTUME!!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl2:
 

Disney couldn't run because of the weight of his feathers. He turned the corner and ran back into Johnny. By that time Johnny was is old normal (hot) self again and...
 
All of a sudden a time portal appeared saying October,31,2006 and under that it said "You can change the future"
 
she is thinking hmm i dont want to be a bloody chicken boy no longer so she hops into the portal
 
so johnny (we're still talking about depp, right????) finds himself on the same street he was on a minute ago, but there's lots of kids trick-or-treating.......... finally depp sees john dressed up as a turkey just as he is leaving his house. depp runs up to him and....................
 
says in a hundred years you will take over my body (cool said john) and something odd happens and i get sent back here and i just got back here and so all you need to do is go in side and wipe your face off and bandage the cuts
is you dad here?? (no) does your mom think im cute?? (uh yea i think) ok good.
a few minutes later......
ok john (this is depp talking) your face looks clean, and your mom says your can change costumes. (john looks in the living room where his mom is sitting hugging a piece of paper.) hey depp? (yea?) well could you go on the dis and say hi to a girl, Vally bc she wants to tell you she loves all the pirates movies and cant wait for the third one
then......
 
The writers of the story figured out Disney was a company and not a guy. They found them slefs with Disney Dunce Caps and....
 
wondering what the heck would happen next..................... (you lost me someybody.......)

so anyways.................... depp is stuck and doesn't know how to get back to his time, and the writers of the story can't help him because they're rather confused themselves. depp finally..................
 
Has no clue what he is doing(like us) and runs around the town saying he is a crazy chicken man.
 
Then Maniac Crazy Fans ( Much Like Myself ) Will Swarm On Him And One By One Take A Strand Of His Hair Until He Is Bald :) He Then..
 
Cries oh know this is like my movie fear and loathing in las vegas! He can't go through that horror again so he...
 
goes back even further in time and tries to find himself so he can tell his past self about the horrors that lie ahead. this being a halloween story, of course he comes back on halloween night, and it just happens to be the halloween of when depp was a 10 year old kid. when depp finds his 10 year old self he.....................
 
he went back so much the space time contume stops and everyone is sent to a parrel universe with everything oppisate and then...
 
he suddenly wakes up and says uh this story is getting to weird and presses the rewind button back to where dancegrl1093 started this dis halloween story
 












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