There's no worse Earworm than......... THE WIGGLES! ugh, it's awful
OH ITS CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD
J Field (Wiggly Tunes)
(Ahoy there me hearties, ho ho ho ho, lets do
the pirate dance, ho ho ho)
whos the pirate with a feather for a sword
Ooh its Captain Feathersword
(Oh yes me hearties haha ha Aargh)
whos the pirate with the feathers in his hat
Ooh its Captain Feathersword
He tickles you, he tickles me
He tickles everything that moves and everything he sees
You know he is the leader of the pirate sea
Ooh its Captain Feathersword
Ooh its Captain Feathersword
Ho ho ho ho me hearties lets do the pirate dance ho
And tickle, ooh and now wree dancing
He can cook a birthday cake for a party you see
Ooh its Captain Feathersword
He can show you how to do a groovy pirate dance
Ooh its Captain Feathersword
Hell tickle you, hell tickle me
Hell tickle everything that moves and everything he sees
You know he is the leader of the pirate sea
Ooh its Captain Feathersword
Ho ho ho ho yes me hearties
Ooh its Captain Feathersword
Ooh its Captain Feathersword
Ho ho ho ho me hearties, come on an do
That pirate dance, ha ha ha
Ho, now were groovin
Ooh its Captain Feather, Ooh its Captain Feather,
SERIOUSLY!