Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
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Okay its 2:22 in the morning and I just found out several things that I must share with the rest of the troops out there.
#1 if you take a shower in the middle of the night make sure not to forget that you coated the shower with that new mildew and soap scum remover earlier because it is 75% bleach and your bodies as does mine does not react well with bleach plus that tub is kinda slippery with that stuff all over it.
#2 Running down the stairs while drying your ear with a cue tip is not the best defense against ear wax. not very smart either.
#3 a late night snack is always a good idea if you make sure that
A) you do not gulp the little tapioca pudding cup into your mouth until you read the expiration date which was two weeks ago.
B) You do not eat the turkey, which Donna left on the counter again (June and Bob I need you on this you saw it) because its bad too.
C) Why is there cat food on top of the pie? and why does it look like cheese dip? And where is the %^%$#* cheese dip?
D) Sardines once removed from the can are no longer eatable. (Is that a word) or is it edible. due to the fact that it too was on the stinking pie, and guess what the pie tastes like sardines and cat food Yum Yum a new flavor I'll call it blech puey pie.
E) The eggnog as yes the eggnog why did I even try, dude its not Christmas anymore, and for gosh sakes man you got it in November where is my head.
Speaking of E) do not assume after a shower that running downstairs with a now really serious earache see #2, thats it okay to do it in the buff, yes while we do indeed back up to nothing there are strange things in this world that thank God still manage to follow me even into 2003. With that said could somebody please tell me what the neighbor lady is doing in our backyard at 2:22 in the morning Oh wait she is trying to remove her cat from the screen on our porch And there is me (See I was going to say little ole me but the no way too easy try again kids) no just plain me foraging for food in our frig with every stinkin light in the kitchen on. Oh where is that golden speedo when you need it!!!
Well Donna the neighbors now know us well me anyway a lot better than we know them. Oh and I cleaned the frig Your Welcome.
Ignore the bloodstains on the stairs Ill take care of it later.
So with that Im tired Im hungry, my ear hurts so Im going to bed as soon as the paramedics take the now passed out neighbor lady home
Cant wait till this morning what else could possibly go wrong judging by tonight Ill bet one of my techs will set one of the trucks on fire.
Sigh I need a pin trading escape, oh wait its Friday Yay Contemporary night, be still my heart weeeee, cant wait. Hey they have food good!!!
I need a cruise Oh DANNNNNNNA
#1 if you take a shower in the middle of the night make sure not to forget that you coated the shower with that new mildew and soap scum remover earlier because it is 75% bleach and your bodies as does mine does not react well with bleach plus that tub is kinda slippery with that stuff all over it.
#2 Running down the stairs while drying your ear with a cue tip is not the best defense against ear wax. not very smart either.
#3 a late night snack is always a good idea if you make sure that
A) you do not gulp the little tapioca pudding cup into your mouth until you read the expiration date which was two weeks ago.
B) You do not eat the turkey, which Donna left on the counter again (June and Bob I need you on this you saw it) because its bad too.
C) Why is there cat food on top of the pie? and why does it look like cheese dip? And where is the %^%$#* cheese dip?
D) Sardines once removed from the can are no longer eatable. (Is that a word) or is it edible. due to the fact that it too was on the stinking pie, and guess what the pie tastes like sardines and cat food Yum Yum a new flavor I'll call it blech puey pie.
E) The eggnog as yes the eggnog why did I even try, dude its not Christmas anymore, and for gosh sakes man you got it in November where is my head.
Speaking of E) do not assume after a shower that running downstairs with a now really serious earache see #2, thats it okay to do it in the buff, yes while we do indeed back up to nothing there are strange things in this world that thank God still manage to follow me even into 2003. With that said could somebody please tell me what the neighbor lady is doing in our backyard at 2:22 in the morning Oh wait she is trying to remove her cat from the screen on our porch And there is me (See I was going to say little ole me but the no way too easy try again kids) no just plain me foraging for food in our frig with every stinkin light in the kitchen on. Oh where is that golden speedo when you need it!!!
Well Donna the neighbors now know us well me anyway a lot better than we know them. Oh and I cleaned the frig Your Welcome.
Ignore the bloodstains on the stairs Ill take care of it later.
So with that Im tired Im hungry, my ear hurts so Im going to bed as soon as the paramedics take the now passed out neighbor lady home
Cant wait till this morning what else could possibly go wrong judging by tonight Ill bet one of my techs will set one of the trucks on fire.
Sigh I need a pin trading escape, oh wait its Friday Yay Contemporary night, be still my heart weeeee, cant wait. Hey they have food good!!!
I need a cruise Oh DANNNNNNNA
Nasty thoughtless words will never come out of these lips again
