It's a Trap (joke)

[SuiteDisney]

A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a
voice call from behind a sand dune. "One United States Marine is better
than ten Iraqis!"

The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the
dune, whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes,
then silence.

The voice then calls out "One United States Marine is better than one
hundred Iraqis!"

Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the
dune and instantly a huge firefight commences. After 10 minutes of
battle, again silence.

The American voice calls out again "One United States Marine is better
than one thousand Iraqis!"

The enraged Iraqi Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends
them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a
huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Eventually one wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with
his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a
trap. "There's two of them!"

 

[olena]

LOL! I like the Confederate version of that one....