It's 5:00 somewhere!!

[The Mayor]

I knew you'd show up for me

 

[The Mayor]

you seriously need to chill out here.....it's a black russian terrier

How come my drink doesn't taste so good now

 

[L107ANGEL]

you seriously need to chill out here.....it's a black russian terrier

Pets are not gifts!

 

[Princess89]

Did everybody dive under the bar when they saw me coming...

Ahhh, my Guinness partner!!

Just for you!

And a little snack to go along

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I have a missing ball from my one thingie

Do we need to go over anatomy again?

 

[Pop Daddy]

I'm thinking it's time to kick this up a notch...how about a shot????

give me a shot and sit down beside me

 

[Cantw8]

give me a shot and sit down beside me

OK, but keep your hands to yourself.....wait, nevermind

 

[Pop Daddy]

OK, but keep your hands to yourself.....wait, nevermind

, guess where my hands are right now

 

[Cantw8]

, guess where my hands are right now

OK...you killed the thread

 

[Pop Daddy]

OK...you killed the thread

lol, sorry I cant help myself around you

 

[Cantw8]

lol, sorry I cant help myself around you

it's OK...but don't take it personally. Everyone is in bed...sounds like a good idea, yes????

 

[The Mayor]

Would you two like a private suite...there's one available down the hall from me and Sherry

 

[imsorry]

Monday mornin you sure look fine,
Friday I got travelin on my mind,
first you love me,
then you get on down the line,
But I don't mind!

Happy Monday Everybody

 

[Cantw8]

Would you two like a private suite...there's one available down the hall from me and Sherry

maybe we can get a group discount....hey. my stinking smilies aren't working. How am I suppose to express myself???

 

[bananiem]

....hey. my stinking smilies aren't working. How am I suppose to express myself???

Holy crap!!!

 

[L107ANGEL]

maybe we can get a group discount....hey. my stinking smilies aren't working. How am I suppose to express myself???

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[Cantw8]

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tease


The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody’s going to go to school today
She’s going to make them stay at home
And daddy doesn’t understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
I want to shoot…the whole day down

The Telex machine is kept so clean
And it types to a waiting world
And mother feels so shocked
Father’s world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet 16 ain’t that peachy keen
Now that ain’t so neat to admit to defeat
They can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reasons do you need?

Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
I want to shoot…
The whole day down down down shoot it all down

‘Nd all the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys a while
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles
And the captain jackals
With the problems and the how’s and whys
And he can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die die ohh..

and the silicone chip insider her head,
gets switched to overload.
OH and nobodys going to go to school today,
shes going to make them stay at home.
And daddy doesnt understand it,
he always said she was good as gold.
and he can see no reasons,
coz there are no reasons,
what reasons do you need to be shown?

Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me don’t like
I don’t like (Tell me why)
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like
I don’t like (Tell me why)
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays, I want to shoot…the whole day down

 

[hiwaygal]

maybe we can get a group discount....hey. my stinking smilies aren't working. How am I suppose to express myself???

this was the only DIS appropriate thing that came to my mind

 

[imsorry]

I had this on the weekend -

 

[bananiem]

I had this on the weekend -

I'm sorry, imsorry, but I had a taste of dh's and thought it was nasty. I really thought I'd like it too.
That was the night we got kicked out of the liquor store because we stayed past closing.