It Would NEVER happen to a woman.

DawnCt1

<font color=red>I had to wonder what "holiday" he
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I am sure that we have all heard by now the story of the man who is suing Home Depot because he was a victim of a prank and his calls for help were ignored for 15 minutes. Apparently someone applied glue to a toilet seat and he sat on it, requiring evacuation and a trip to the emergency room. I told DH that it would NEVER happen to me or to most women because we have learned to "hover" and flush with our feet. Am I right??
 
DawnCt1 said:
Apparently someone applied glue to a toilet seat and he sat on it, requiring evacuation and a trip to the emergency room.

an evacuation he didn't count on :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
msdznyduck said:
an evacuation he didn't count on :rotfl: :rotfl:

I do love puns and that was an intentional choice of words. ;)
 
I think women are smart enough to look at the toilet seat and see Goo on it and not sit on it. I also agree that women "hover." :teeth:
 

unfortunately, I'd be stuck too. I refuse to hover. I just wipe the seat real well. I feel that if more people would just sit the darn seats wouldn't be so nasty anyway.


I am wondering though.....Did someone apply the superglue just before he sat down??? That stuff dries really quick.
 
Why is he suing Home Depot though? I imagine that they didn't hear him at first.
 
Flush with their foot...? Did I miss a class somewhere? :rotfl: I have never done that, since I wash my hands right after (and you can use TP), it doesn't seem necessary...but now that I know there are shoe germs up there......! I don't hover either. I check and wipe if necessary, occasionally I cover the seat with TP or seat cover if it seems especially dirty, but I am definitely sitting! Super glue on the bum sounds pretty painful, it may be sue-worthy....
 
Planogirl said:
Why is he suing Home Depot though? I imagine that they didn't hear him at first.

They heard him and thought it was a prank.
 
GoofieRuthie said:
I feel that if more people would just sit the darn seats wouldn't be so nasty anyway.


I.

That's true but its like the "saving a table" issue at counter service at WDW. If no one saved a table before they had their food, everyone would have a place to sit but since most everyone saves a table, if you don't save a table you won't have a place to sit. So therefore, I will hover.
 
I've never hovered, but I use my foot to flush.

But I look before I sit, so I would not have sat in glue. ;)
 
This happened at the Home Depot about 5 minutes from my house. I guess I won't be using their bathroom :)
 
kidshop said:
Flush with their foot...? Did I miss a class somewhere? :rotfl: I have never done that, since I wash my hands right after (and you can use TP), it doesn't seem necessary...but now that I know there are shoe germs up there......! .

Yup, flush with your shoe and then use the TP to open the door, and then wash your hands and open the door with a paper towel so you can leave with clean hands. ;)
 
i find it strange that the glue wasn't dry when he went in. As stated before the glue dries fast. I wonder if he didn't do it to himself so he could sue the BIG store? I wouldn't think that the bathroom stalls in the men's room turn over that fast unlike a lady's bathroom area. Just a thought...
 
I always "hover" and use my foot to flush. The less I have to touch in the public bathrooms, the better!! ;)
 
I flush with my foot but I don't have the balance required to hover.
His story is just too fishy.
 
If that was a prank it wasn't funny.
 
I always flush with my foot...would never touch that thing!! I also wash my hands and then use the paper towel to open the bathroom door since some people don't even wash their hands and then open the door...iIf I bare handed it all their germs would then be on my hands!!
 
goofy! said:
The locals around here doubt his story. Too many weird twists to it. Many around here believe that the guy glued himself to the toilet.

I wondered about that when I first heard this story because Super Glue dries in no time. I've glued my fingers together on accident plenty of times while using it.
 


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