It just goes to show men will never get it right no matter what we do!!!

[Raulandpinboy]

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up made her a nice
big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the
Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there
was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to
a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hotdog,
popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous
adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
wrong.

 

[Live_From_Little_Red]

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up.

Brian

 

[Happy Birthday Cat]

Heck, I'd of liked to be six once! And most women would just LOVE a guy who did all that for them, even if he did have corks in his ears.

HBC

 

[poohkie]

Not if you train them right the first time.