The reason why, and I do have it from a reliable source, as to why Mickey Mouse is smaller from his girlfriend Minnie, is because Mickey recently has had liposuction done, and Minnie, has gained a few pounds. Mickey had checked into a private clinic in Beverly Hills, about six months ago, to have a little bit of work done, here and there. I have also been informed from same said reliable source, that the exact nature of the work done on Mickey Mouse, consists of collagen injections in the lips, and botox, then liposuction on his thighs, he was trying to go for a Chippendale's look, not the chipmunks, but rather the adult male entertainers, however, Disney corp. refused that particular image, as a result, Mickey had to settle for a more softer look, from what he had really cared for, however, he is still much happier with the look of his thighs now, from what they had become, over time, which resembled something of a landslide. He also had a tummy tuck, that can be something that is necessary, when one eats so much cheese!
Minnie, is pretty happy with his results overall, however she too, is quite disappointed that Mickey will have to wait for retirement, until he can achieve those perfecto dancers thighs, oh well, Minnie has been heard stated many a time, "I love my Mickey, unfortunately, so do many other women, but that is an entirely different subject, from the one at hand, so never mind, he he!" we love you and respect you Minnie, and you go girl mouse! In the meantime, Minnie is working on a new cheese label, it will be sold, throughout all of the Disney resort parks, from Ca. to Hong Kong, and will also be available for mail order. So please everyone, keep an eye out for it, for she would so love y'all to sample it! she will be offering a complete line of gourmet cheeses,crackers, and picnic ware, as well, and everything will be created under the label of Le petite raton de cheeses de Minnie.