I haven't read all of the replies and yes the money thing would bug me...but why is she always asking if he ate such and such...I would get sick of it too...It is annoying being monitored all of the time. she sounds like a food nazi...let him make his own lunches.
Holycow
Holycow
But don't forget she picked him, so he's her nut job. If she wants to put up with him I guess that's up to her but I wonder how funny she really thinks it is, she seems to tell you alot, maybe she just wants some validation for it all. 

Wacky-ness insues if you don't use the code word.
or "divorce court". i can see them arguing over the division of the "marital food property".


and his dw can sit back and wait.