Is it me, or is does this guy have problems?

AllyandJack

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My best friend's DH is a moron. He's immature and abusive. She loves him, blah, blah....whatever. Here are some of the things he's done:

One night, she heard him in the kitchen. She asked what he was doing. He said nothing. A few hours later, she goes into the kitchen to make a sandwich and the cheese is gone. She asks DH if he ate the cheese. He says no. Now she thinks she's going crazy. She's walking around the kitchen muttering to herself about the cheese. He finally BLOWS UP and screams, "I ate the @#$% cheese, OK?! I can't believe you're making such a big deal about me eating cheese!!"

A few weeks later, they ate sausages for dinner. She wrapped up 2 of them and put them in the fridge. She was getting ready to make his lunch and figured she'd make him the sausages. They're gone. She calls him at work and asks if he ate them. He says no. Again, she thinks she's going crazy. She makes something else for lunch for him. He comes home and she says, "I was going to make you the sausages, but they disappeared." Sort of joking. He FREAKS OUT and starts screaming about how he ate the sausages and why does she monitor everything he eats and why is she making such a big deal about some sausages?

About a month or so after that, she had $50. in her pocketbook to put in her nephew's b-day card. She buys the card and goes for the money and it's gone. She asks him if he took the money. He starts yelling at her that he didn't. As she's getting his laundry ready, she was cleaning out his pants pocket and found the $50.

Now, today, she had $12. in her car. He goes out to get something out of the car and now the money is gone. So far, he's denying he took it. She thinks it's funny. I think he's a psycho. Who lies about eating cheese? Who steals money from their wife and lies? A psycho.

Is it just me? Am I biased because I just don't like the guy?? :confused3
 
Not funny to me. Sounds like a loon! Or at least a pathological liar. No way I'd stay married to someone who lies about something as benign as cheese! :rotfl:
 

That's what I'm thinking....if he'll lie about cheese....what else will he lie about?

Once, he took off and left for over a week. She had no idea where he was. His phone was off. He claims it was related to this job he had - one of those "marketing" scam jobs that he never saw a dime from.

Even if it was....he just packs a bag on the sly and leaves??

Why can't he admit he ate cheese? That's a problem.
 
AllyandJack said:
That's what I'm thinking....if he'll lie about cheese....what else will he lie about?

Once, he took off and left for over a week. She had no idea where he was. His phone was off. He claims it was related to this job he had - one of those "marketing" scam jobs that he never saw a dime from.

Even if it was....he just packs a bag on the sly and leaves??

Why can't he admit he ate cheese? That's a problem.


If EVER I've wanted a tag it's today.
I've truly never heard anything more funny in my life. :rotfl2:

"If he'll lie about cheese.......what else will he lie about?" :rotfl:

Sorry, can't help it. It was funny. :earboy2:

p.s. I think the guy is a weirdo.
 
AllyandJack said:
Once, he took off and left for over a week. She had no idea where he was. His phone was off. He claims it was related to this job he had - one of those "marketing" scam jobs that he never saw a dime from.
That is not normal behavior.
 
Yes, he sounds over the edge. Then again, I'd have to hear how she was saying things about the food too. She could have been going on and on knowing full well he took it just to push him.
 
i gotta go with the majority here-the guy's definitely not right, lol.

Donya
 
Oh, she can't definitely try your patience. Unfortunately, she married someone with no patience.

She expects a lot and he has nothing to give.

Not exactly a match made in heaven. :)

I told her he might get some sick pleasure out of getting away with these things....I was dead serious and she just brushed it off like it's something that's cute...haha, he stole money again, haha.... :rolleyes:
 
Now see.....This is EXACTLY why I leave little stockpiles of cheese hidden around the house and yard.
 
Bob NC said:
Now see.....This is EXACTLY why I leave little stockpiles of cheese hidden around the house and yard.

:rotfl:

And sausages....don't forget the sausages.

He also has this bag for work that she's not allowed within 3ft of....you know, as I'm typing all this, I'm wondering if SHE's not a little off, too. If my DH told me I couldn't go near a bag, I'd march right over and dump it all out.
 
Steals the money to buy some pot, gets the munchies and eats the food and then gets defensive because he thinks she found him out?! lol Ok, I'm bored and that sounded like a possible explanation.

Myst
 
He's got an eating disorder, control issues, and he's just plain looney.
 
Mysteria said:
Steals the money to buy some pot, gets the munchies and eats the food and then gets defensive because he thinks she found him out?! lol Ok, I'm bored and that sounded like a possible explanation.

Myst

This is exactly what I was thinking...stealing money, odd munchies, disappearing for a week and a bag that is off limits...not to mention he acts paranoid. There may be a bigger problem here that who ate the cheese.

Just a thought, but your friend may already know he has a problem (and what it is) and is defending her DH to you.
 
Dh and I were actually arguing over frozen bagels one time. It was ridiculous. I finally looked at him and said, "Do you realize we're arguing over a bag of bagels?" --which, when said out loud, made us both laugh and stop arguing.

But he's not laughing about the cheese. There's something off with this guy, and she seems like she's in denial.
 
Bob NC said:
Now see.....This is EXACTLY why I leave little stockpiles of cheese hidden around the house and yard.


:rotfl2:

But do you lie about your cheese? :earboy2:
 


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