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OMG! this is soooo funny!!!!





Originally posted by palmtreegirl
I finally watched a whole episode, I thought it was hysterical. Julianna Marguiles(sp?) was great, I guess she'll be on again since it was to be continued, huh?

Originally posted by palmtreegirl
Julianna Marguiles(sp?) was great...
Originally posted by perdidobay
Some Dr Cox-isms
"I don't really have one ready, but I suppose I could riff a list of things I care as little about as our last week together. Let's see: low-carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, high definition TV, the Bush daughters, wireless
hot spots, 'The O. C.,' the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans; the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff the Wiggle that sleeps a lot, the Yankees payroll, the red states, the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, and everything that exists, past, present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh, and Hugh Jackman."
- Dr Cox, to JD, "Scrubs"
"Will I speak more slowly or fetch a nurse who knows fluent moron?"
- Dr Cox to JD
"Morning, class. As residency director, it is my pleasure to have both Surgical and Medical personnel here with us today. In fact, in this room we have enough brain power to light up a city! Not a real city, mind you, but definitely a tiny ant city whose government has recently passed a series of stringent energy conservation laws."
- Dr Cox, in teaching mode
Dr. Elliot Reed: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Perry Cox : No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.
Dr. Elliot Reed: I'm sorry, that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.
Dr. Perry Cox : Ooh, "Backbone Barbie".
Dr. Cox : So what you're saying is you have a problem that is totally your problem but you'd like to find a way to make that problem my problem, but here's the problem, newbie, it ain't my problem.