Introduce/Reintroduce Yourself

[wallyb]

Jeez, since you're offering I thought I might as well ask too... Heck, I'll even buy you dinner
If it's REALLY good, I'll be making you breakfast

Mmmmmmmmm sassy
Okay but - it's going to take more then the inducement of Breakfast-
I'm not a cheap date.

 

[rpmdfw]

I'm not a cheap date.

 

[wallyb]

You told me you left your cash in your other pants!

 

[rpmdfw]

You told me you left your cash in your other pants!

You must've misunderstood me. I said you weren't worth getting my wallet out of my pants.

 

[wallyb]

You must've misunderstood me. I said you weren't worth getting my wallet out of my pants.

Well I never!

 

[rpmdfw]

Well I never!

I KNOW! That's why it wasn't worth getting my wallet out!

 

[wallyb]

I KNOW! That's why it wasn't worth getting my wallet out!

Robby!
Your forsake our love.
You gave me the best 7 minutes of my life.
Speedracer.

 

[rosiep]

Robby!
Your forsake our love.
You gave me the best 7 minutes of my life.
Speedracer.

Don't exaggerate Wally! It was 8 1/2 minutes. I should know, I had the stop watch and popcorn.

 

[dreweyj]

Robby!
Your forsake our love.
You gave me the best 7 minutes of my life.
Speedracer.

JEEZ! It's NOT about being Speedracer, Robby! I've heard OSCAR acceptance speeches longer than it takes you to finish! And at least their climaxes happened with an orchestral finish! If you ask me, it's about being the energizer bunny! But don't call me Floppy cuz I'm not! I do, however, keep (coming and) going and (coming and) going and (coming and) going!

 

[rpmdfw]

JEEZ! It's NOT about being Speedracer, Robby! I've heard OSCAR acceptance speeches longer than it takes you to finish! And at least their climaxes happened with an orchestral finish! If you ask me, it's about being the energizer bunny! But don't call me Floppy cuz I'm not! I do, however, keep (coming and) going and (coming and) going and (coming and) going!

Trust me, Andy. With Wally you hold your nose and try to get it over with as quickly as possible.

Like I said. Not even worth taking my wallet out of my pants.

 

[wallyb]

Trust me, Andy. With Wally you hold your nose and try to get it over with as quickly as possible.

Like I said. Not even worth taking my wallet out of my pants.

So I'm a cheap, smelly, tramp.
Have I got that right?
Anything else you'd like to add.

Just want to establish a baseline here.

 

[rpmdfw]

So I'm a cheap, smelly, tramp.
Have I got that right?

Pretty much.

But you are highly amusing, so we keep you around anyway.

 

[wallyb]

Pretty much.

But you are highly amusing, so we keep you around anyway.

So who this "we".
I'm here a the behest of who?
Just want to find out who's bidding I'm doing.

 

[rpmdfw]

So who this "we".
I'm here a the behest of who?
Just want to find out who's bidding I'm doing.

I'm sorry. That's classified information. I'm not at liberty to divulge it at this time.

 

[wallyb]

I'm sorry. That's classified information. I'm not at liberty to divulge it at this time.

Okay
And my mission?

 

[rpmdfw]

Okay
And my mission?

We don't have a mission for you at this moment, so just hang out and do something missionary.

 

[wallyb]

We don't have a mission for you at this moment, so just hang out and do something missionary.

Hummmmmmmmm
Something missionary.
I need to think on that.

 

[rpmdfw]

Hummmmmmmmm
Something missionary.
I need to think on that.

If you need help, we could always assign Rosie to help you with the missionary stuff.

 

[ConcKahuna]

MIssionaries??

 

[wallyb]

If you need help, we could always assign Rosie to help you with the missionary stuff.

It would appear that you're under some sort of a delusion
that you're calling the shots around here.