I see that *********** posted all the lyrics a while back, so I'll add them to this thread - a tongue-in-cheek parody, but it appeals to the darker side of my sense of humor!
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One of my favorite songs.
Here are the full lyrics...
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Magic Kingdom in the Sky
All my life I have been searching for the fabled Promised Land;
With my sisters and my brothers we shall walk there hand in hand;
Through the trials and tribulations and the Devils cruel temptations;
I know that we will all get there one day.
After years and years of wandering, oh the Kingdom we shall find;
And the doors may not be open, but well gather in the line;
And our hearts will swell with pride the day those gates swing open wide;
And well take a walk down Main Street, U.S.A.
Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky;
We will all be there together by and by;
We will all drink from the fountain and go riding on Space Mountain;
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky.
Where Mother Minnie, Father Dopey and Saint Tinkerbell abide;
Therell be no more cares or sorrows on that heavenly teacup ride;
I will lay down all my fears when I put on those big black ears;
And join the choir to sing in harmony.
We will sing the songs of aimless souls who once had gone astray;
Who were lost but now are found in the Electric Light Parade;
Singing Hakuna Matata, growing mouseketeers stigmata;
In the only club thats made for you and me.
Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky;
We will all be there together by and by;
All Gods children shall be free in Pirates of the Caribbean;
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky.
Oh, the meekest and the poorest their inheritance shall see;
And a zillion Japanese tourists all will join the jamboree;
They will ride that holy monorail into sweet providence;
When they know that their redeemer is a mouse in short red pants. (nice pants)
Wont you take me to Orlando where the sun is shining bright;
All the angels are clean shaven and the people snowy white;
Where your problems are all hidden and unhappiness forbidden;
Youll find salvation for a modest fee.
Climb into my Winnebago and if you help with the gas;
Then we maybe can finagle you a five or six day pass;
May your afterlife be blessed, just American Express it;
Let Mastercard and VISA set you free.
Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky;
We will all be there together by and by;
All religions may be practiced there except for Southern Baptist;
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky.
Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky;
Manufactured by that awful Walter guy; (he is my Walter guy)
Well give thanks to that old geezer and well keep him in the freezer;
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky.