inspired by the Broadway thread

[Briar Rose 7457]

Fugue for Tinhorns

Nicely:
I got the horse right here
The name is Paul Revere
And here's a guy that says if the weather's clear,
Can do, can do.
This guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do, can do, can do.
This guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do.
For Paul Revere I'll bite
I hear his foot's allright,
Of course, it all depends if it rained last night.
Likes mud, likes mud,
This "X" means the horse likes mud
If that means the horse likes mud, likes mud, likes mud.
I tell you Paul Revere
Now this is no bum steer
It's from a handicapper that's real sincere
Can do, can do
This guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do.

Benny:
I'm picking Valentine 'cause on the morning line
The guy has got him figured at five to nine
Has chance, has chance,
This guy says the horse has chance
If he says the horse has chance, has chance, has chance
I know it's Valentine
The morning works look fine
Besides the Jockey's brother's a friend of mine.
Needs race, needs race,
This guy says the horse neds race
If he says the horse needs race, needs race, needs race
I go for Valentine cause on the morning line
The guy has got him figured at five to nine
Has chance, has chance.
This guy says the horse has chance.

Rusty:
But look at Epitaph he wins it by a half
According to this here in the telegraph
Big threat, big threat,
This guy calls the horse big threat
If he calls the horse big threat, big threat, big threat.
And just a minute boys, I got the feedbox noise.
It says his great grandfather wa Equipoise.
Shows class, shows class
This guy says the horse shows class.
If he says the horse shows class, shows class.
So make it Epitaph, he wins it by a half
According to this here in the telegraph.
Epitaph!

Benny:
Valentine!

Nicely:
Paul Revere!

All:
I got the horse right here!

 

[Disney Doll]

Wave your little hand and whisper
So long dearie
You ain't gonna see me anymore
But when you discover
That your life is dreary
Don't you come a knockin' at my door
Cuz I'll be all dolled up
And singin' a song
That says "you dog, I loved you so"
So wave your little hand and whisper
So long dearie
Dearie shoulda said
So long
So long agoooooooo!!!!!!

_from "Hello Dolly"

 

[TigrLvsPooh]

I Haaaaaate MEN!
I can't abide them even now and then!
Than ever marry one of them I'd rest a virgin rather..
'cause husbands are a boring lot that only give you bother.
Of course I'm awfully glad that mother had to marry father.
But I-I-I-I Hate MEN!!!!
From all the types I've ever met from A to _____?
I hate the most the athlete with his matter bold and brassy!
He may have hair upon his chest,
but sister so does Lassie!!!!!
Oh I-I-I-I Hate MEN!!!!


I wish I could remember all the words. I use to have the score, but it's lost. That is just the greatest song isn't it girls?? LOL

 

[TigrLvsPooh]

Another one I love...

It's too darn hot...
It's too darn hot.
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight,
and pitch the woo with my baby tonight.
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight,
and pitch the woo with my baby tonight,
but pillow you'll be my baby tonight,
cause it's too darn hot!

(a few other verses I can't remember... one is "sup" then "stop"... can't remember the other one)

According to the Kenzie report every average man you know...
much prefers to play his favorite sport when the temperature is low.
But when the themometer goes way up and the weather is sizzlin' hot.
Mr. Adam, for his Madam, it NOT!
Cause it's too too TOO darn hot,
it's too darn hot...
It's too darn hot!

 

[TigrLvsPooh]

If I loved you...
Time and again I would try to say...
All I'd want you to know.
If I loved you...
words wouldn't come in an easy way...
round in circles I'd go.
Longin' to tell you,
but afraid and shy.
I'd let my golden chances,
pass me by.
Soon you'd leave me,
off you would go in the mist of day,
Never, never to know...............
How I loved you!
If I loved you....

 

[AngieBelle]

hehehehehe


I made mincemeat out of a sweet young farmer
And took the fight out of the knight when I pierced his armor
And I'll bet I can upset every male in a Yale Regatta
A little brains, a little talent, with the emphasis on the latter

You've gotta know just what to do and how to do it
You've gotta know what tea to brew and how to brew it
You gotta stack those decks with a coupla extra aces
And this queen has her aces in all the right places!

 

[TigrLvsPooh]

Oh, listen sister,
I love my mister man.....
And I can't tell you why.
Der ain't no reason,
Why I should love dat man.
It must be sumpin' dat de angels done plan.

Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly,
I got to love one man til I die.
Can't help lovin' dat man of mine.
Tell me he's lazy,
tell me he's slow,
Tell me I'm crazy, maybe I know.
Can't help lovin' dat man of mine.
When he goes awa-ay.
Dat's my rainy da-ay,
and when he comes back dat day is fine!
De sun will shine!
He kin come home as late as kin be.
Home without him ain't no home to me.
CAn't help lovin' dat man of mine!!!!!!!!!